Ok so you might object to the better than Eddie Van Halen part, but if you'd seen him try to do this drunk recently, then yeah, Tina's version is much better.

14 year old Tina S., as she's known, is an amazing guitarist. The kind that makes you want to drop your guitar because you won't be this good and should therefore give it up and try drums or something. Or flute. Haha skin flute.