Contact Us

Sex Cereal? Yes Please.

Sex for breakfast? With this new sex boosting cereal, why not?

It’s called Sex Cereal, and its about time. Here’s my main question. The cereal is different for men and women because men and women are different right? So there’s a picture of a good looking guy on the guy’s box and a good looking girl on the girl’s box. Now I’m not trying to exclude homosexuals by any means but as a guy if I was going to buy something that would make me feel randy, wouldn’t I want a picture of a sexy girl on the box I was staring at all morning? Just a thought.

Sex Cereal is currently available in Canada, and it costs like $12 a box! But still if you could eat a bowl of cereal and have greater sex drive, why wouldn’t you? Unless you’re single and have no one to share this with. Or maybe you’re lactose intolerant and even though your sex drive would be stronger, your noxious odors would drive everybody else away. I’m still down, though.

And for some reason here’s a video about a misprinted phone number on a box of cereal that was a phone sex line.

More From FMX

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://kfmx.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on Lubbock's Rock 94.5 quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on Lubbock's Rock 94.5 quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!