Ten Things Not To Tell Your Date On Prom Night

Woody's daughter was getting ready for the prom the tonight and it got me to to thinking.

Okay, mom and dad I know your son is the perfect little angel, but here's ten helpful hints you might want to pass along before the "Big Night". This is the G-rated version!!

Ten things not to tell your date on prom night...

10- Is THAT what you are wearing? Was it on the ½ price rack?

9- You know, you are lucky to be going with ME to my prom!!

8- Did you see that babe over there checking me out?

7- You know- I was thinking- I saw your mom earlier this evening and I PRAY you do not grow up to look ANYTHING like HER!

6- “You look groovy/shagedelic” or anything else that archaic or outdated. (Or “At least you look better than you usually do!)

5- Is that thing on your forehead a pimple or are you posing as a unicorn?

4 – Ohh my- have “we” put on a few pounds? (said while pinching her tummy)

3- Please-Please- PLEASE tell me that is a wig and your REAL hair is under there!!!

2- Hey sweetie- it seems that I forgot my wallet- can you pay for the dinner and I will get back to you on that?

And the number one thing NOT to say to her on Prom night is…..
1- Ummm…… What’s your name again?