What ISN'T there about an 83 year old man that makes you say, "yum yum, gimmee some?" Uh, pretty much everything. That's probably why he got turned over to the police.

It's great to think you'd be "big pimpin'" in the future, but at age 83 you'd think you'd be "big retirin''" instead. We found at least one horndog that was trying to get his old freak on. Check the audio below: