I'm just as giddy as a school girl. I found this trailer with just a little over 300 spins!  That means you're going to be one of the first to see it. It's simple, Abraham Lincoln takes part in the historical events you know, because he was hunting vampires there!  He's a badass axe-swinging/vampire killing emancipation proclamation machine!

Yeah, you might think a little "dumb" at first, but watch this trailer and you're going to be all "BADASS!" like me.  Here's Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: