Amarillo Couple Finds Stash of Sex Toys During Home Remodeling [NSFW Photo]

Imagine you find your dream home and it just needs a bit of updating. You slap on paint, maybe some carpet and give the whole thing a thorough cleaning. The problem is, people are people, and sometimes people like to have a little fun with their private parts.

So the guy wanted to clean out everything and fix it up. But he wasn't just satisfied with replacing the carpets. He decided to vacuum out the vents (I wish I had his work ethic). When he went to vacuum out the vents, he found a bag.

Could it be untold riches? Could it be the lost Ark of the Covenant? Could it be the cure for cancer? Sure, it COULD have been anything...but instead, he found this.

Let me reinforce this again: This picture is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I don't think you should go any further than this if you're at work. Get it? Don't open -- pics of nasties inside!

Hey, I'm not passing judgement on anyone. Whatever floats your boat is good by me. Heck, if you're doing it in your home you're not out there being a menace to society.

So, I'm not being a prude. Get it on, I say. It's just when it's some mystery stranger's collection that it gets weird. Pretty big collection, too. And pretty colorful. It's like a Skittles bag full of dildos.