Today it's no so much about what happened in history, but what Heathen thinks should have have happened in history.  Why should you give a darn about what Heathen thinks?  Because it's the reason his wife is going to give as an excuse for why she murdered him.  More after the jump.

I love this feature.  F'd Up History always 'learns' ya' a little something, but it's usually something with a bit of a twist.  Here's more with Heathen: