Apocalypse Is Cancelled But The Checks Have Gone Through-Rockshow Threesome 5.23.11 [AUDIO]

Welcome back, at least we know that if you're reading this your eyeballs weren't raptured.  Now, lets test your ears with three items from the swinging newshole.

There's big money in telling people the world is going to end.

You would have thought people would have figured out the difference in feet earlier.

There's no nice way of saying it, this guy is an assh@le.