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Are You Ready For “The Tower Of Sour”?

So Big comes in to tell me about “Crazybones” suckers.  They’re cool.  They’re regular lollipops except the stick looks like a skeletal leg or arm.  I’m thinking, cool, I’ll Google this and see if I can get some for this Halloween.  I found the Crazybones, but I found something truly heinous in the process.  More after the jump.

So the wholesaler www.candywarehouse.com has all kinds of candy that they ship fresh to you. On the list are the aforementioned “Crazybones” lollipops, but there’s also “The Tower Of Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples”.  Yeah, I’m not kidding.  I’m sure you though the picture that I had posted was not associated with the story or the candy, but it is.  How about a big cup of thick yellow pee like candy?  Sound good?  Then you might want to visit the website.  But wait, there’s more. You can also get “gummy roadkill” and “chocolate bandaids”  YUM!

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