Don Deane
Is This the Most Inappropriate Christmas Card of all Time? [IMAGE]
As far as Jorge Santini, the major of San Juan, Puerto Rico is concerned, nothing says Christmas like one animal crushing the windpipe of another. Wait, what???
The mayor and his family posed for an incredibly macabre Christmas photo this year, which shows a taxidermied leopard going to town on the jugular of an unfortunate antelope. Thank you, Santini family. You’ve just given us Christmas nightm
Missing Dog Lost for 8 Years Returns to Family [VIDEO]
Here’s a missing dog story that trumps all others. An adorable dog named Petunia was finally returned to its family in Virginia after she went missing eight long years ago.
‘The Protester’ Named TIME Magazine’s ‘Person of 2011′ [IMAGE]
This year, the iconic Time Magazine Person of the Year cover slot goes to “The Protestor,” a conceptual idea meant to indicate men and women around the world, particularly in the Middle East, who have agitated for change.
FCC Announces Ban on Annoyingly Loud TV Commercials [VIDEO]
At some point, we’ve all been annoyed by TV commercials that run at an earsplitting volume. Fortunately, such ads will soon become a thing of the past thanks to the Federal Communications Commission. Finally, no more diving for the remote when ‘Two Broke Girls’ goes to commercial.
Watch a Breathtaking Daytime Fireworks Display [VIDEO]
At the Arab Museum of Modern Art in Qatar, Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang used microchip-controlled explosives to make amazing patterns in the sky. It’s the coolest (and only) example of daytime fireworks we’ve ever seen.
Thousands of Costumed Santas Get Drunk During SantaCon [VIDEO]
Over the weekend, thousands converged on New York City for SantaCon, an annual celebration where people dressed like Santa Claus get sloppy by embarking on a bar crawl. Ho-Ho-Hic!
Rider Cheats Death in a Motorcycle Stunt Gone Horribly Wrong [VIDEO]
During a high-speed stunt at a theme park in Brazil, motorcyclist Denis Borges made a critical error and drove straight into an oncoming car in a spectacularly horrifying crash.
Gorgeous Girl Dancing and Falling Off Bar is Dangerous Yet Hilarious [VIDEO]
If this woman wanted attention by dancing on the bar, she sure got it. But instead of wowing onlookers with her provocative moves, she fell head-over-heels off the bar.
Watch Intense Footage of a Helicopter Crashing in New Zealand During Christmas Tree Installation [VIDEO]
In Auckland, New Zealand, a helicopter became entangled in wires and crashed while installing a Christmas tree on the local waterfront. That’s a sure-fire way to dampen your holiday spirit.
Man Wins $50 Bet by Licking a Urinal Wall [VIDEO]
Here’s a perfectly disgusting example of how booze can impair your better judgment.
Federal Officials Seize 881-Pound Bluefin Tuna From Fishermen [VIDEO]
A Massachusetts fishing crew caught the mother of all fish when it snagged a massive 881-pound bluefin tuna in its net more than a week ago. But, alas, the fish “got away” when it was seized by federal officials since it had not been legally caught using hand-held gear.
Cow Poops on Unlucky Reporter During Live Broadcast [VIDEO]
As a wise man once said, never work with children or animals. Fox 13 Tampa Bay reporter Russell Rhodes was reminded of this during an early-morning live broadcast after a cow pooped on his feet.