Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
These Are the Dumbest Things You Can Possibly Say on a Date
Wanna woo your potential Miss Right (or Miss Right Now)? Then, don't let these words pass your lips.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.
Jewelry Thieves Foiled By an Unforgiving Counter
The (glass) case against them is very strong.
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?
These police officers have been to smell and back.
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.
Virgins Post Creepy Craigslist Ad Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night Consummati…
From the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.
Man Breaks Leg During Vicious Fight With…Himself?
Rocky Balboa, he's not.