Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight Months
Too lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.
Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know
This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.
Snake Eats Porcupine, Gets Appropriately Painful Punishment
It's like they say: you are what you eat.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer
This woman is in deep, well, you know.
Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...
Hilarious Penis-Shape News Bloopers Will Leave You (Well) Hung-ry for More
Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Married Teacher Busted for Sex With Student Is Loving Life in Mug Shot
You shouldn't always smile for the camera.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Woman Plows Into Gas Station…And Then Goes Totally Bonkers
You know you've got issues when crashing into a gas station convenience store isn't the most memorable part of your day.
Man Dressed As ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage Jumps Off Roof Into Snow
The northeastern part of the country was (body) slammed by a snow storm this week. That didn't bother this guy.