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	<title>Lubbock&#039;s Rock 94.5 &#187; Frank Pain</title>
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		<title>Comedian Tim Minchin Sings Most Hilarious Song About Prejudice You&#039;ll Ever Hear</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are words in the English language that you just don&#8217;t say without being considered prejudiced. There are words about ethnic groups that are considered prejudice that you shouldn&#8217;t say, even if you&#8217;re joking. Some people say these words because they hear people from that group say them and think it&#8217;s OK. Well, it&#8217;s not. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are words in the English language that you just don't say without being considered prejudiced. There are words about ethnic groups that are considered prejudice that you shouldn't say, even if you're joking. Some people say these words because they hear people from that group say them and think it's OK. Well, it's not.</p>
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		<title>Hilarious Video of Drive-Thru Workers Pranked by Headless Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing more fun that getting a good laugh at someone else&#8217;s expense. Most of the time, that involves a prank. Heck, playing pranks on our friends have been around since the beginning of time. According to Youtube, prank videos have surged over the past few years. You may have seen older videos of people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There's nothing more fun that getting a good laugh at someone else's expense. Most of the time, that involves a prank. Heck, playing pranks on our friends have been around since the beginning of time.</p>
<p>According to <a href="http://youtube-trends.blogspot.com/2013/04/rise-of-ridiculous-prank-channel.html" target="_blank">Youtube</a>, prank videos have surged over the past few years.</p>
<p>You may have seen older videos of people pranking drive-thru workers. Well, the newest drive-thru video has emerged. This time, a ghost isn't driving the car, it's a headless person.</p>
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		<title>Home Run Hits Woman in Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baseball fans dream of the chance of catching a home run when they go to a big league ballgame. Well, during the 7th inning of the Tuesday night game between the Cardinals and Diamondbacks, one young couple had that opportunity. What happened when they got their opportunity will make you wince then leave you laughing. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Baseball fans dream of the chance of catching a home run when they go to a big league ballgame. Well, during the 7th inning of the Tuesday night game between the Cardinals and Diamondbacks, one young couple had that opportunity. What happened when they got their opportunity will make you wince then leave you laughing.</p>
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		<title>The Painman Reveals His Top 10 Favorite Cover Songs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first got into radio, (big) bands weren&#8217;t really doing covers. Yeah, every so often one would pop up, but they weren&#8217;t as evident as they are today. When the tidal wave of these big bands doing covers first hit, I was adamantly opposed to the idea of cover songs. To me, they were [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I first got into radio, (big) bands weren't really doing covers. Yeah, every so often one would pop up, but they weren't as evident as they are today. When the tidal wave of these big bands doing covers first hit, I was adamantly opposed to the idea of cover songs. To me, they were for small bands who play the bars on the weekend. Yeah, that sounds a bit harsh, but it's what I honestly felt. Then, I finally talked to a couple of these bigger artists about their decision to do covers and they resoundingly replied that they were paying homage to the great bands and songs that influenced them. That's when I shed the opposition to covers.</p>
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		<title>Eye Empire Release New Video for &quot;More Than Fate&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eye Empire is a band that has a resume as long as Tommy Lee&#8217;s junk. The band consists of members from Submersed, Stuck Mojo, Switched, Stereomud, Dark New Day, and Texas Hippie Coalition&#8230;just to name a few. Well, they took the experience from all those bands and created magic that only few bands ever experience. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/eyeempire" target="_blank">Eye Empire</a> is a band that has a resume as long as Tommy Lee's junk. The band consists of members from Submersed, Stuck Mojo, Switched, Stereomud, Dark New Day, and Texas Hippie Coalition...just to name a few. Well, they took the experience from all those bands and created magic that only few bands ever experience.</p>
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		<title>Episode 1 of Mayhem TV Shows a Definitive History of the Mayhem Festival and a Look Ahead to 2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks back the organizers of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival announced the dates and cities for this year&#8217;s jaunt. They also announced that the festival will have 4 stages, the most ever. While the anticipation builds for the announcement of this year&#8217;s headliners and support bands, episode one of Mayhem TV premiered [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few weeks back the organizers of the <a href="http://rockstarmayhemfest.com/" target="_blank">Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival</a> announced the dates and cities for this year's jaunt. They also announced that the festival will have 4 stages, the most ever. While the anticipation builds for the announcement of this year's headliners and support bands, episode one of Mayhem TV premiered with a definitive history of the first five years of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and a look ahead to 2013.</p>
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		<title>Oklahoma City Thunder Fan Sinks Shot from Half-Court to Win $20,000 for His Wife&#039;s Cancer Treatment</title>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/oklahoma-city-thunder-fan-sinks-shot-from-half-court-to-win-20000-for-his-wifes-cancer-treatment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heath Kufahl and his wife were at an Oklahoma City Thunder game and were picked to compete at halftime against another couple for a chance to win $20,000. Well, in the first round, Heath and his wife made more shots than the other couple. Beating that couple is what gave Heath the chance at the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heath Kufahl and his wife were at an Oklahoma City Thunder game and were picked to compete at halftime against another couple for a chance to win $20,000. Well, in the first round, Heath and his wife made more shots than the other couple. Beating that couple is what gave Heath the chance at the half-court shot.</p>
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		<title>2013 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 10th at 2 a.m.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For most Americans, Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 10th, at 2 a.m. as we adjust our clocks ahead 1 hour. States like Arizona and Hawaii don&#8217;t have to adjust their clocks each year since the federal government doesn&#8217;t require states and territories to observe Daylight Saving Time. Many times Daylight Saving Time and Standard [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For most Americans, Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 10th, at 2 a.m. as we adjust our clocks ahead 1 hour. States like Arizona and Hawaii don't have to adjust their clocks each year since the federal government doesn't require states and territories to observe Daylight Saving Time.</p>
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		<title>The Amazing Spider-Man Gets the &#039;Bad Lip Reading&#039; Treatment in This Hilarious Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to &#8216;freestyle&#8217;. If you love to laugh, then you&#8217;ll love this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to 'freestyle'.</p>
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		<title>Disturbing, Yet Funny, Nine Inch Nails &quot;Head Like a Hole&quot; Mashup with Carly Rae Jepsen&#039;s &quot;Call Me Maybe&quot;</title>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/disturbing-yet-funny-nine-inch-nails-head-like-a-hole-mashup-with-carly-rae-jepsens-call-me-maybe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems we can&#8217;t turn our heads without another mashup rearing its ugly head. Some are masterpieces, some of disturbing&#8230;and some are a combination of the two. This mashup of Nine Inch Nails and Carly Rae Jepsen is an example of a mashup that is the perfect blend of disturbing, creative and funny. So, what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems we can't turn our heads without another mashup rearing its ugly head. Some are masterpieces, some of disturbing...and some are a combination of the two. This mashup of Nine Inch Nails and Carly Rae Jepsen is an example of a mashup that is the perfect blend of disturbing, creative and funny.</p>
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		<title>The 2013 Independent Spirit Awards Gets a &quot;Bad Lip Reading&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are the Independent Spirit Awards? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this &#8216;Bad Lip Reading&#8216;, the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for &#8216;Best Screenplay&#8217;. Without further adieu, here&#8217;s &#8220;2013 Independent Spirit Awards: Best Screenplay Nominees&#8221; — A Bad Lip Reading. [button href="http://keyj.com/tags/bad-lip-reading/" title="Check Out Other Hilarious Videos from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are the <a href="http://www.spiritawards.com/" target="_blank">Independent Spirit Awards</a>? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this '<a href="/tags/bad-lip-reading/">Bad Lip Reading</a>', the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for 'Best Screenplay'.</p>
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		<title>Reasons Why It&#039;s Good to be a Man &#8211; The Midday Mayhem Top 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 22:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rarely will you hear a guy say &#8220;I sure wish I was a woman, they&#8217;ve got it so much better&#8221;. No, ladies, we understand you have it tougher than us guys. You were built to handle certain things, like the pain of childbirth, better than men. That doesn&#8217;t mean we regret being men. Heck, we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rarely will you hear a guy say "I sure wish I was a woman, they've got it so much better". No, ladies, we understand you have it tougher than us guys. You were built to handle certain things, like the pain of childbirth, better than men. That doesn't mean we regret being men. Heck, we love being men and we appreciate you as women. So, with all that being said, The Painman has compiled a list of reasons why it's good to be a man.</p>
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		<title>The Painman Explains Why Everyone Should Go to a NASCAR Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get flack from my &#8216;cool&#8217; friends all the time about my love of NASCAR, so here&#8217;s my explanation and why you should get into it too. I first got introduced to NASCAR back when I was in elementary school when a new kid showed up at school. This guy, John, moved down from Pennsylvania [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get flack from my 'cool' friends all the time about my love of NASCAR, so here's my explanation and why you should get into it too.</p>
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		<title>Wild Boar Humps Volvo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you get a wild boar who&#8217;s single on Valentine&#8217;s Day? Can&#8217;t go wrong with a Volvo. If you like watching wild animals make whoopie with cars, then you&#8217;ve come to the right place. Enjoy! [button href="http://keyj.com/category/daily-distraction/" title="Check Out These Funny Videos" align="center"]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you get a wild boar who's single on Valentine's Day? Can't go wrong with a Volvo. If you like watching wild animals make whoopie with cars, then you've come to the right place.</p>
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		<title>God, Guns, or the Cowboys &#8211; Which are You Most Passionate About?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m writing this in direct response/correlation to my time spent on Facebook. You can&#8217;t mention guns, religion or the Dallas Cowboys (even in the nicest way) without starting a &#8216;war of words&#8217;. It seems there are more preachers, head coaches and constitutional scholars on Facebook than there are in the biggest of cities. It just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm writing this in direct response/correlation to my time spent on Facebook. You can't mention guns, religion or the Dallas Cowboys (even in the nicest way) without starting a 'war of words'. It seems there are more preachers, head coaches and constitutional scholars on Facebook than there are in the biggest of cities</p>
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		<title>West Beats East in High-Scoring NBA All-Star Game + NHL &amp; NASCAR &#8211; The Sports Report</title>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/west-beats-east-in-high-scoring-nba-all-star-game-nhl-nascar-the-sports-report/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 14:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NBA All-Star game was played yesterday and it appears both sides left their defense at home as the 2 teams combined for close to 300 points. NASCAR fans also got their fill with the Sprint Unlimited and Daytona 500 qualifying. NBA ALL-STAR GAME WESTERN CONFERENCE 143 – Eastern Conference 138&#8230; Chris Paul scored 20 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The NBA All-Star game was played yesterday and it appears both sides left their defense at home as the 2 teams combined for close to 300 points. NASCAR fans also got their fill with the Sprint Unlimited and Daytona 500 qualifying.</p>
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		<title>Rules Guys Wish Women Knew &#8211; The Midday Mayhem Top 10</title>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/rules-guys-wish-women-knew-the-midday-mayhem-top-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies, we understand there are times you feel misunderstood by your man. Many times, that misunderstanding can lead to an argument, fight, break-up or worse. However, even though we&#8217;re fairly simple creatures, men can be misunderstood too. So, to help clear up some of the confusion or misunderstanding, The Painman has compiled a list of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies, we understand there are times you feel misunderstood by your man. Many times, that misunderstanding can lead to an argument, fight, break-up or worse. However, even though we're fairly simple creatures, men can be misunderstood too. So, to help clear up some of the confusion or misunderstanding, The Painman has compiled a list of things guys wish women knew.</p>
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		<title>Vince Carter Shoots Past Larry Bird on All-Time Scoring List as Mavericks Win &#8211; The Sports Report 2/14/13</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to 26 points off the bench, Vince Carter blazed past Larry Bird into 29th place on the NBA&#8217;s all-time scoring list as the Mavs destroyed the Kings. NBA SCORES&#8230; DALLAS 123 – Sacramento 100&#8230; Vince Carter came off the bench to score 26 points as the Mavericks blasted the Kings. The effort moved Carter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to 26 points off the bench, Vince Carter blazed past Larry Bird into 29th place on the NBA's all-time scoring list as the Mavs destroyed the Kings.</p>
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		<title>Rockets Win Big, Thunder Lose 1st in 5 Games, Stars Skate Past Oilers &#8211; The Sports Report 2/13/13</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Houston Rockets came up with a must-needed win last night as they slipped past the Warriors. The Oklahoma City Thunder fell a bit and experienced their 1st loss in 5 games. Over in NHL, the Dallas Stars had a big night against the Edmonton Oilers. NBA SCORES&#8230; Houston 116 – GOLDEN STATE 107&#8230; James [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Houston Rockets came up with a must-needed win last night as they slipped past the Warriors. The Oklahoma City Thunder fell a bit and experienced their 1st loss in 5 games. Over in NHL, the Dallas Stars had a big night against the Edmonton Oilers.</p>
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		<title>Spurs Win, Mavs Lose + Scores &amp; Schedules &#8211; The Sports Report 2/12/13</title>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/spurs-win-mavs-lose-scores-schedules-the-sports-report-21213/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Pain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The aging San Antonio Spurs are playing like all-stars as we inch closer to All-Star Break in the NBA. Currently with the best record in the league, the Spurs rolled to another easy win as they took care of the Chicago Bulls last night. The Dallas Mavericks, on the other hand, look nothing like the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The aging San Antonio Spurs are playing like all-stars as we inch closer to All-Star Break in the NBA. Currently with the best record in the league, the Spurs rolled to another easy win as they took care of the Chicago Bulls last night. The Dallas Mavericks, on the other hand, look nothing like the team they've been in recent years as they fell to Atlanta.</p>
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