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		<title>Jesus Visits Tim Tebow and Denver Broncos in Saturday Night Live Skit [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Love him or hate him, Tebow is occupying sports headlines lately thus it should be no surprise that he&#8217;s the focus of many jokes, including SNL skits. Saturday Night Live hasn&#8217;t been great in years, but this is comedy gold. According to Jesus, in this skit, Matt Prater is the golden child for the Denver Broncos. Check it out and share it with your friends. This truly is freakin&#8217; hilarious.]]></description>
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		<title>Robert Plant and Jimmy Page &#8211; Rare Club Show [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone that knows me knows that, in my eyes, Robert Plant is the greatest singer of all time (followed by Corey Taylor and Myles Kennedy). Led Zeppelin is also one of my favorite bands of all time. I&#8217;ve seen many of the legends on stage, like Rolling Stones and Pink Floyd, but I&#8217;ve never seen Led Zeppelin. So, finding this video of Page and Plant doing a small club show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Hot Leryn Franco was Only Reason to Watch Pan-Am Games [PICS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The 2011 Pan American Games in Guadalajara has virtually gone unnoticed&#8230;until now. I&#8217;m not sure any of the events were even shown on TV, but honestly, it doesn&#8217;t matter. The most important reason to check out this years Pan-Am games is Leryn Franco and you don&#8217;t have to turn on the TV, thanks to yours truly. Leryn Franco is a smoking hot javelinist from Paraguay. You might remember her burning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Axl Rose Falls Off Stage [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If it&#8217;s a crime to laugh at rock stars that fall of the stage, then put me in jail now. In a recent show in Mexico City, Axl Rose (Guns n Roses) was just about to start singing the chorus of &#8220;Knockin&#8217; on Heaven&#8217;s Door&#8221; when, all of the sudden, he disappeared. Yep, poor guy fell off the stage. I&#8217;d expect some kind of temper tantrum out of this guy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender Pours 12 Different Martinis in 12 Different Glasses at the Same Time [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a feat I&#8217;m sure Tom Cruise couldn&#8217;t reproduce in the movie Cocktail, this French bartender pours 12 different martinis in 12 different martini glasses. I&#8217;m not a martini fan, but I have to admit, this is pretty damn cool. I wonder if he can do it with Jager Bombs. What&#8217;s the coolest thing you&#8217;ve seen a bartender do?]]></description>
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		<title>Seether Has Bieber Fever [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Has Shaun Morgan&#8217;s love for Justin Bieber gone so far that he changed the name of his band, Seether, to Sieber? No, of course not. But, when the band made an appearance on the Conan O&#8217;Brien Show, they (along with the show&#8217;s producers) had a little fun with that idea. It&#8217;s good to see the funny side to bands that frequently show a darker side in their music. Check out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Many Faces of Tony Romo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo has come under fire once again for choking under pressure. Many critics agree that Romo has the talent to win the big games, he just doesn&#8217;t have the &#8220;fire&#8221;. Many say that whether he&#8217;s winning or losing, he has that same (expletive) smiling smirk on his face. Well, I disagree wholeheartedly. However, to back up my claim that Romo does, indeed, have a face for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Painman Looks for Tony Romo&#039;s Replacement [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First things first, I am not a Cowboys fan, I&#8217;m a die hard, always loyal Houston Texans fan&#8230;regardless of how good or bad we may be. However, following the Dallas Cowboys collapse against the New York Jets, I decided to take it upon myself to help my 2nd favorite team find a new quarterback. Seriously, every loss the Dallas Cowboys have ever suffered are all the fault of 1 person, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hilarious Version of Wait and Bleed by Slipknot [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, by now you&#8217;ve all seen the Slipknot/Justin Bieber mashup, but now comes Slipknot like you&#8217;ve never seen them before. From a really creative person, comes a &#8220;Disney&#8221; style of Slipknot. Basically, the guy recorded a version of Wait and Bleed that you can understand, almost as if Mr. Rogers was singing the song. Just watch the video and laugh your ass off, especially at the :40 mark.]]></description>
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		<title>What Should Marilyn Manson Cover Next? [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was perusing around on Youtube listening to various Marilyn Manson cover songs and realized this guy has done a ton of cover songs. Way more than I ever knew. Obviously, we&#8217;re all familiar with Tainted Love, Sweet Dreams, Personal Jesus, and Highway to Hell, but did you know the guy (in one form or another) has covered well over 30 songs? Can you imagine walking into a bar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Staind Song &quot;Paper Wings&quot; is a Monster [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since Staind released the album &#8220;Dysfunction&#8221; we&#8217;ve all been begging them for another heavy album. Well, it appears they listened. Their new self titled album drops September 13th. You&#8217;ve already heard their 1st single &#8220;Not Again&#8221; and it&#8217;s a rocker, but just wait til you hear &#8220;Paper Wings&#8221;. I hope you&#8217;re ready because Staind has summoned the rock Gods and brought you what you&#8217;ve been begging for. Stop reading [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best NASCAR Prayer Ever &#8211; Now in Song [AUDIO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember when the internet was set abuzz by a video of a preacher who did his best &#8220;Ricky Bobby&#8221; impression during a NASCAR pre-race prayer? Well, now that prayer has been put to song in the same vein as the &#8220;hide yo wife, hide yo kids&#8221; video. I must warn you, you will watch this over and over and over. You&#8217;ll also laugh your ass off.]]></description>
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		<title>2 Cellos Covers Guns n Roses &quot;Welcome to the Jungle&quot; [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We hear covers all the time. Some great, some terrible. But, have you heard a rock cover song performed by 2 bad ass cellists (cello players)? 2 Cellos is a band of&#8230;2 guys playing cellos. Simple enough? Yes, maybe in name, but I highly doubt what they perform is simple by any means. Here they are performing a cover of &#8220;Welcome to the Jungle&#8221; by Guns n Roses. What did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Stripper Songs: Pain&#039;s Top 10 [VIDEOS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been to a strip bar and seen a girl on that brass pole gyrating in a way that appeared she was having a seizure? That&#8217;s because she didn&#8217;t pick the right song to swing those hips to. Whether you need the best stripper songs for your occupation or just plain listening pleasure, I hope you have fun with today&#8217;s list. I must warn you that some of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga, Judas Priest Mash-up [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now days you can&#8217;t really get online without seeing a mash-up of one of your favorite artists in some form or fashion. However, I never thought I&#8217;d see the day that someone took the liberty of creating a mash-up featuring Lady Gaga and Judas Priest. That&#8217;s right y&#8217;all. You are about to lay your eyes on a mash-up that features Judas by Lady Gaga and Painkiller by Judas Priest. Before [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/lady-gaga-judas-priest-mash-up-video/</link>
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		<title>Dad Drops Daughter While Trying to Catch Foul Ball [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love everything about going to a baseball game, from the stadium dogs to the cold beer&#8230;all the way down to the foul balls. Well, over the weekend a father took his daughter to see the Marlins and Dodgers go at it when all of the sudden a foul ball was hit in his direction. If a ball is hit in your direction, what&#8217;s your natural instinct? Catch it, right? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/dad-drops-daughter-while-trying-to-catch-foul-ball-video/</link>
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		<title>Michael Bolton is Finally Cool [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard of the (comedy) band The Lonely Island? The band features Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone. All of Saturday Night Live fame. Their music is as good as it is funny. Well, they&#8217;re back with a new song/video that features Michael Bolton. Yeah, he&#8217;s talented, but I always thought of Michael Bolton as a douche. Maybe it&#8217;s jealousy because he was, at one time, married to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/michael-bolton-is-finally-cool-video/</link>
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		<title>Judgment Day is Saturday? [VIDEOS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have all heard various nut jobs and their predictions for the end of the human race. Well, Harold Camping is one of those voices preaching about doomsday. Actually, Camping first predicted the end of the world would happen in 1994, but was wrong due to a mathematical error. I screwed up on quite a few math equations in my time, but none had to do with the end of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/judgment-day-is-saturday-videos/</link>
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		<title>Remembering Bob Marley 30 Years After Death [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was 30 years ago today that the world lost one of its most beloved musicians, Nesta Robert &#8220;Bob&#8221; Marley. Not the pioneer of Reggae but definitely the most celebrated Reggae artist, Bob Marley influenced many artists of many genre&#8217;s and also inspired a nation. Bob Marley died on May 11th, 1981. Although he had been shot before, many rumors swirl of his death being by bullet. In reality, Bob [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/remembering-bob-marley-30-years-after-death-video/</link>
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		<title>Second Hand Song of the Day &#8211; Coal Chamber [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First and foremost, I am still pissed that Coal Chamber broke up. Today&#8217;s second hand song comes from Coal Chamber, with the help of the Prince of Darkness. &#8220;Shock the Monkey&#8221; was originally written by Peter Gabriel back in 1982. Then in 1999, Coal Chamber covered the tune for their album &#8220;Chamber Music&#8221;. I love Coal Chamber but the addition of Ozzy to this song really gives it a certain [...]]]></description>
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