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I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
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Hilarious Video of Dolphin Humping Woman

Your curiosity is peaked just by reading the headline, right? Yeah, mine was too.

I don't know the story behind this video other than it looks like some gal was at one of those places that had dolphin shows or swimming with dolphins programs. As the 'instructors' looked on, this lady was mounted by 'Flipper' and apparently enjoyed it.

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Find an Animal Identical to Your Deceased Pet With ‘PetMatch’ App – Pain’s Package

Just when you thought your apps couldn't get any freakier then comes an app that helps you find an animal that looks like your deceased pet.

A little less freaky than cloning, right?

This app is called PetMatch.

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Girl Opens Beer Bottle With Boob – It’s the Breast Thing Ever

Most men will admit there's nothing better than beer and boobs. But, when you combine the two, you get the male equivalent of that chocolate and peanut butter thingy. During my countless hours of 'online research', I found this video of a woman who can pop the top off a beer bottle with her boob.

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Simone Joyner, Getty Images
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The Painman Unveils the Worst Rock Cover Songs of All-Time

While I have grown fond of a great cover tune, I have also developed a severe disdain of bands covering songs and completely butchering them. There's nothing wrong with covering a great song, but don't attempt it if you can't make it your own and do the original justice.

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Ethan Miller/Getty Images
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Rick DeJesus of Adelitas Way Talks New Music, Touring, and Family

Adelitas Way have a new single out and have a new album due out this Summer. So, my old friend, Rick DeJesus of Adelitas Way, took a little time to chat with me about the new music, touring and the impact his daughter has on his life.

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NFL Bigots and Hypocrites Get Shut Down by Jon Stewart and Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen

There has been harsh criticism of NFL prospect, Michael Sam, who recently announced he was gay. Sam was arguably the best defensive player in college football last year and was expected to be a high first-round pick in this year's draft. That is, until he announced he was gay. Then, all of the sudden, bigots and hypocrites alike began to criticize Sam's ability to fit in with the other players. Some saying his presence would make thing's uncomfortable for the rest of the NFL.

Well, Jon Stewart and WFAA/Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen took to their respective shows to show support for Sam and destroy the myth that Sam wouldn't fit in well in the NFL.

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Abilene Twins Born in Different Years Make National News — Mother Plans on Giving Them Their Own Birthday Parties

According to ABC News, three sets of New Year's twins were born in different years -- one twin born at the tail end of 2013 and the other at the beginning of 2014. What's even more special about this rarity is that one set of those twins was born right here in Abilene. To top it all off, the Abilene twins and mother made national news, including ABC and NBC.

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People We Can Blame for the Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson, A&E Drama

So, A&E suspended Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson for what he said about homosexuals. While the debate continues between those for Phil Robertson and those against, I'd like to point out the elephant in the room. Th...

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