Hey y’all, I’m Frank Pain, thanks for stumbling upon my page. So, a little about myself. Well, I’m from the Houston area, but Abilene is definitely “home” to me. I’m an Army veteran, and proud of my service, but feel that radio is my calling in life. At least I hope so because I’ve been doing it for a very long time. Some of my interests include music (obviously), riding my Harley, sports – all sports including NASCAR, anything tech-related, camping, hunting, and pretty much anything else outdoors. Also, I’ve got a huge place in my heart for helping animals, veterans, the elderly, and children. Some of my favorite TV shows include the Big Bang Theory, Letterkenny, Two and a Half Men, and Everybody Loves Raymond. Oh, and can’t forget watching “my stories” each day. At least that’s what my grandma called them as I’m a huge fan of General Hospital. Movies? Well, if it’s Marvel or Star Wars related, then I’ll be on the front row every single time. Oh yeah, I’m one of those long-haired freaky people, according to that Tesla song, with quite a few tattoos. At the end of the day, I do my best to treat every single person equally as I strive to merely be a good human.
Frank Pain
Frank Pain Issues Video Response to Rolling Stone Magazine’s Decision to Feature Boston Bomber on Cover [NSFW]
So Rolling Stone magazine recently defended their decision to feature Boston Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, citing it was within their tradition of serious and thoughtful coverage.
You know, they have every right to do whatever they want on and in their magazine.
That right was afforded them by the great nation we live in...America!
This great nation also afforded me the right to respond to the offens
Westboro Baptist Church Misspells Illiterate on Flyer Accusing Americans of Being Illiterate
We've all heard the saying about the pot calling the kettle black. Well, apparently the people at Westboro Baptist Church haven't. In a recent flyer promoting a WBC protest, the church gang accuse Americans of being illiterate. The problem is that they misspelled the word "illiterate".
Apparently, WBC hates spell check as well.
The Average American Drank Over 300 Beers Last Year – Pain’s Beer Blog
What is the "Beer Institute"? Well, according to their website, they "represent the $246.5 billion beer industry. An industry that includes more than 2,800 breweries and 2 million jobs."
What does that mean? You got me. Maybe that means they like beer as much as I do.
Well, regardless, they recently released the findings of research into the consumption of beer in America. Acco
Nine Inch Nails’ Video for “Came Back Haunted” May Cause Seizures
What do you get when you combine director David Lynch with Nine Inch Nails? A video that may cause seizures.
Recently released, the video opens with a warning/disclaimer that reads:
WARNING: This video has been identified by Epilepsy Action to potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.
So, if you're prone to seizures, considered yourself w
Here’s the Creamiest, Most Delicious Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo Recipe Ever
All those that know me know I love to cook as much as I love to eat. Being married to an Italian definitely has its perks at the dinner table, but this redneck can definitely cook the best Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo you'll ever eat.
Best of all, it's super easy to prepare. So, that's what we're preparing on this round of Cooking With the Painman.
Watch This Musician Play Guitar and Basketball at the Same Time
Ben Lapps is an acoustic fingerstyle guitarist from Ohio that has an ability that Jimi Hendrix nor LeBron James can do...that's play guitar and basketball at the same time.
Baby Seal Gets Eaten by Shark in the Most Hilarious “Discovery Channel: Shark Week” Promo Ever
Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" is the most exciting week in television...in my opinion. Simply put, it's a full week of nothing but sharks.
This year, "Shark Week" premieres on Sunday, August 4th at 8pm (central).
The hype surrounding "Shark Week" is almost as epic as the hype around the McRib. In anticipation of this year's "Shark Week", Discovery Channel
Here’s How to Reuse a Penis-Shaped Cake Pan…if You Actually Want to Reuse It
How many times have you seen a load of gals out for a bachelorette party and many (if not all) sucking on straws in the shape of a penis? It seems penis shaped novelties are fairly common in the bachelorette party circuit...even penis shaped cakes.
How do you make a penis shaped cake? Well, with a penis-shaped cake pan, of course.
Once the party is over and all that frosting covered penis cake is
Musicians Perform Dueling Piano and Drum Cover of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”
What do you get when you have 2 drummers sitting back to back with keyboards at their side? You get one of the most amazing renditions of "Billie Jean".
Comedian Tim Minchin Sings Most Hilarious Song About Prejudice You’ll Ever Hear
There are words in the English language that you just don't say without being considered prejudiced. There are words about ethnic groups that are considered prejudice that you shouldn't say, even if you're joking. Some people say these words because they hear people from that group say them and think it's OK. Well, it's not.
Hilarious Video of Drive-Thru Workers Pranked by Headless Driver
There's nothing more fun that getting a good laugh at someone else's expense. Most of the time, that involves a prank. Heck, playing pranks on our friends have been around since the beginning of time.
According to Youtube, prank videos have surged over the past few years.
You may have seen older videos of people pranking drive-thru workers. Well, the newest drive-thru video has emerged. This time,
Home Run Hits Woman in Face
Baseball fans dream of the chance of catching a home run when they go to a big league ballgame. Well, during the 7th inning of the Tuesday night game between the Cardinals and Diamondbacks, one young couple had that opportunity. What happened when they got their opportunity will make you wince then leave you laughing.