I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
Five Finger Death Punch to Finish Tour With Phil Labonte on Vocals
The All That Remains frontman will fill in for an ill Ivan Moody for remaining dates on current tour.
Full Metal Jacket Famous Opening Scene Gets Disney Treatment
One of the most famous movie opening scenes ever gets overdubbed with the voices of Donald Duck, Goofy, and Mickey Mouse.
Rudolph Meets Full Metal Jacket – Hilarious Video [NSFW]
Someone with a little creativity (and probably a little bit of weed) decided to overdub the "motivational speech" by Gunny, from Full Metal Jacket, on a segment of Rudolph.
Listeria Threat Forces Blue Bell to Recall Some Products
Blue Bell Ice Cream is, once again, at the center of a listeria threat. This time, though, it's because of a product from a third-party supplier.
The Home Used on the TV Show ‘Dallas’ is For Sale [PHOTOS]
No, Southfork Ranch is not for sale. The home that was the used as the set for the TV show is what's for sale - and it's incredible.
Cliche, Yet Sexy, Halloween Costumes
Halloween, that one time of year that women can dress in very little and not get called bad names. It doesn't matter if you're at a bar or costume party at a friend's house, there will always be at least one woman wearing the most cliche', yet sexy, costume ever made.
Cute Cat in Craigslist Ad is ‘Satan Himself’
If you're looking for a sweet little kitty for your home, then the cat mentioned in this Craigslist ad is NOT for you.
You Can Own J.J. Watt’s Houston-Area Home [PHOTOS]
Houston Texans superstar defensive end J.J. Watt has put his home on the market and it's cheaper than you'd expect.
Texas Police Officer Refused Service at McDonald’s in Brenham
An off-duty police officer, and his family, went to McDonald's in Brenham, Texas and was refused service because he was an officer.
Texas Woman Assaulted by Urinating Toy at Hibachi Restaurant
A Texas woman claims she was 'assaulted' by a urinating toy at a restaurant in Tennessee
The Dumbest Laws in Texas
Throughout the years, the Lone Star State has rolled out some really, really dumb laws.
Suspect Named in Death of Officer at French Robertson Unit in Abilene
Officials are investigating the death of TDCJ Office, Mari Johnson, as homicide.