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Hey, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos and make people cry on a daily basis, aka Shay Hill. My wife makes my lunch every day and I typically drink more coffee than Juan Valdez. My back hurts.
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NFL Bigots and Hypocrites Get Shut Down by Jon Stewart and Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen

There has been harsh criticism of NFL prospect, Michael Sam, who recently announced he was gay. Sam was arguably the best defensive player in college football last year and was expected to be a high first-round pick in this year's draft. That is, until he announced he was gay. Then, all of the sudden, bigots and hypocrites alike began to criticize Sam's ability to fit in with the other players. Some saying his presence would make thing's uncomfortable for the rest of the NFL.

Well, Jon Stewart and WFAA/Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen took to their respective shows to show support for Sam and destroy the myth that Sam wouldn't fit in well in the NFL.

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Abilene Twins Born in Different Years Make National News — Mother Plans on Giving Them Their Own Birthday Parties

According to ABC News, three sets of New Year's twins were born in different years -- one twin born at the tail end of 2013 and the other at the beginning of 2014. What's even more special about this rarity is that one set of those twins was born right here in Abilene. To top it all off, the Abilene twins and mother made national news, including ABC and NBC.

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People We Can Blame for the Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson, A&E Drama

So, A&E suspended Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson for what he said about homosexuals. While the debate continues between those for Phil Robertson and those against, I'd like to point out the elephant in the room. Those truly responsible for this mess in the first place.

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Deployed U.S. Airman Returns Home Early to Surprise Son at Football Game

When you're in a military family, you spend many days and nights without loved ones because of deployment. Well, Master Sergeant Joseph Martel returned home from deployment, a month earlier than his son thought he was coming home.

To make a long story short, Martel was able to dress up as an opposing player on the team his son was playing in football. Midway through the game, the refs called players to the middle of the field for a meeting. At that point, the father removed his helmet so his son could see him and the tears flowed and rightfully so.

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The Bear Reporter, Asiana Air Pilot’s Names, and the Penis Drawer – Best News Bloopers of July 2013

You have probably seen the video of the reporter demonstrating what to do when approached by a bear, or possibly the one where the TV station reported the wrong names of the pilots of that Asiana Air crash, or even the one where the gal drew a penis on the screen, right? Well, here's a compilation of the funniest news bloopers for the month of July. There are so many that you may not have seen, but will be glad you did.

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Guy and Girl Ask 100 People of Opposite Sex to Have Sex as Part of Social Experiment

So, one of the guys at the Whatever Youtube Channel decided to engage 100 college girls in a social experiment on sex. Basically, he wondered around asking random women if they wanted to have sex with him. Gotta say, he's a brave man.

Also, his friend Andrea took the same social experiment further and asked 100 college guys if they'd have sex with her.

Guess how many said yes in these 2 videos.

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Today (7/23) is National Hot Dog Day and We Know Where You Can Score Some Free (and Cheap) Hot Dogs

Today, July 23rd, is National Hot Dog Day and we found a couple tasty deals for those that wanna munch on some weenies for free or minimal cost.

Whether you like to chow down like Joey Chestnut or just nibble, hot dogs are as American as baseball and apple pie. So, toss that diet to the side for the day and salute America's big weenie.

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Frank Pain Issues Video Response to Rolling Stone Magazine’s Decision to Feature Boston Bomber on Cover [NSFW]

So Rolling Stone magazine recently defended their decision to feature Boston Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, citing it was within their tradition of serious and thoughtful coverage.

You know, they have every right to do whatever they want on and in their magazine.

That right was afforded them by the great nation we live in...America!

This great nation also afforded me the right to respond to the offensive cover in my own, legal way.

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Category: The Morning After
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Westboro Baptist Church Misspells Illiterate on Flyer Accusing Americans of Being Illiterate

We've all heard the saying about the pot calling the kettle black. Well, apparently the people at Westboro Baptist Church haven't. In a recent flyer promoting a WBC protest, the church gang accuse Americans of being illiterate. The problem is that they misspelled the word "illiterate".

Apparently, WBC hates spell check as well.

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