Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore. He went to school. School sucked. Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it. So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means. After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball. Better known as the tittie bar dj. So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks. Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something. Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him. Nice.
Stevie Wonder Could Be the New Drummer In Slipknot [VIDEO]
Yes THAT Stevie Wonder. The blind guy that plays soul and pop music. The "Ebony" behind "Ebony & Ivory". Did you know he has crazy mad drum skills. Yes, his skills are so amazing, I used the phrase "crazy mad drum skills".
Merry Christmas From Captain Spaulding
Once again props to my friend JJT for this find. I was able to find a slightly cleaner copy of it, but Rob Zombie obviously grunged it up a bit for the film.
Nightmare On 19th Street Presents 2nd Annual Little Kids Trick Or Treat
We are now 80 days out from the RockShow presenting the 2013 opening of Nightmare on 19th Street. In honor of this occasion we are happy to announce that we will be holding our 2nd Annual Little Kids Trick Or Treat Night On Wednesday October 30th.