Unbelievable All-In-One Breakfast Machine Has The Lazy Man In Mind
Many useful machines have been invented, and, one would think that a time machine would be the best machine a person could invent. How very wrong. Clearly, the best machine ever invented is this all-in-one breakfast machine. Say good-bye to Jimmy Dean and drive-thrus and hello to breakfast bliss.
‘Honey Badger’ Narrator ‘Randall’ Reveals His Face At Last [VIDEO]
The honey badger might not care about the face behind the voice, but you know you do. By now we’ve all heard about how the honey badger prevails in the wild, but we could never put a face with the voice in the hit viral video — until now.
10 Awesome Costumed Dogs Ready for National Dress Up Your Pet Day [PIX]
Here’s a challenge. Go to your favorite search engine and enter the terms “dog costume.” Hit the search button. (That’s the easy part.) Now, try to choose just a handful of the cutest photos of dogs in costumes. Can’t do it, can you? It’s impossible to choose a few of the cutest from the gazillions …
Here is Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Why You Smell Bad
Whatever you resolved to do more of in the new year, it’ll probably make you sweat. More exercise, more spicy food, more special time having sex in stadiums… the usual. However, if you resolved to take more showers or keep your core temperature to a minimum, you probably alrea…
Is the ‘X-Men Origins’ Movie Good Enough to Go to Federal Prison Over?
On Monday, the New York man who uploaded an unfinished and unreleased “workprint” of ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ to the internet in March of 2009 was sentenced to serve one year in prison.
Shocking or No? Spankings Are Still the Norm for Half of Americans
Back in the ’60s, corporal punishment was common practice for a shocking 94 percent of parents in the US. While a lot of us may find this number unsettling, just as many don’t. In fact, half of all parents today admitted to punishing children by “spanking on the…
10 Horrendous Gifts to Give Her Family for Christmas
You’ve spent the last two months agonizing over what to get your woman for Christmas, and now you’re ready for the big day. Good work. But, if you’re spending the holiday with her family, have you thought of what you’ll get them?
Coffee, Beer Among the Bad Things That Are Suddenly Good for You in 2011
For years society has told us that drinking coffee, drinking beer and swearing are bad, but thanks to the results of new research released in 2011, some things we thought were bad are actually good for us. Turns out being a caffeine-addled, Guinness-soaked potty mouth actually improves your health &…
‘National Chocolate Covered Anything Day’ Is the Best Excuse to Pig Out [VIDEOS]
Get out your fondue pot and anything you can impale on a toothpick, because this is a random national day of celebration worth getting into. Friday, December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.
Every Guy Needs This Bottle Opener That Makes Other People Buy Drinks
You know how whenever the check comes Jim is always in the bathroom and how Brian somehow, conveniently, manages to leave his wallet at home every single time you go out? Those days are over. You don’t have to fight over who’s going to get this round, because now this…
St. Louis Church Asks Bitter Cardinals Fans to Donate Albert Pujols Jerseys Instead of Bur…
There was much consternation in St. Louis last week after Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols made his way toward a glittering paycheck with the Los Angeles Angels that will pay him more than $250 million over the course of 10 years. While most residents of the angered city saw an opportunity to s…
New ‘Photo Blocking’ Beer Cooler Will Save Your Marriage [VIDEO]
It’s a classic problem — the more beer you drink, the more likely you are to look ridiculous in a photo and the more likely your friends are going to post that photo online and embarrass you publicly. Thankfully, there is now there is something that can save your pride.