Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Which Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most
The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.)
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
First Dildos, Now Someone Has Sent 55 Gallons of Lube to Oregon Militia
Earlier this week, militia members who have been holed up inside an Oregon wildlife refuge since Jan. 2 received boxes of dildos and penis-shaped candy after putting out a request for supplies. Now, another hero has stepped to the plate by sending the group a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant.
Listeria Found in Blue Bell Plant Again?
Just as the gods return Blue Bell ice cream to our homes and freezers, signs of listeria have, once again, been found at the creamery's plant.
Weather Map Shows Vagina Over West Texas
A recent weather map shows what appears to be a giant vagina over West Texas.
Texas ‘Affluenza’ Teen Ethan Couch Found in Mexico
One of the world's biggest douchebags, Texas' own Ethan Couch, has been found and detained in Mexico, where he fled after violating terms of probation set following his conviction in a 2013 drunk driving crash that left four dead and nine others injured.
Texas School Assigns Kids Homework on Drug Dealing
An assignment assigned sixth-graders in Keller, Texas is under investigation after a parent complained that it taught kids how to become cocaine dealers.
What’s the Most Popular Food Emoji in Texas?
A recently-released survey reveals the most-used food emoji by state, and the most used in Texas is kinda surprising.
Texas Mom Gave Kids Pot, Beer at Party, Police Say
A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Case Turns Your Phone Into a Vibrator
A new phone case, designed for the busy girl on the go, really makes your phone your best friend by turning it into a vibrator.
Texas Dad Accused Of Putting Razor in Own Son’s Candy
Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a Fort Worth father-of-the-year candidate they say put a razor in a Rice Krispies treat in his son's Halloween candy.