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		<title>Van Halen Tour In Trouble?  Plus Watch FULL Indy Show Here.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Van Halen&#8217;s 2012 tour has gone from being extended to major postponements.  The band has postponed all dates after their June 26th show.  This impacts a number of Texas and Oklahoma dates.  Click though for details. So what does it mean when a band stops a major tour?  It means MAJOR problems.  You have to remember that these guys probably run a crew of a hundred and all of those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RockShow Threesome: Could You Save A Monkey&#039;s Life By Licking His Rear (Repeatedly)?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man, I guess sometimes you really &#8220;got to want it&#8221;.  A Chinese zoo keeper really wanted to save the life of a monkey.  He went a little bit further than I would.  Hell, if this is what it took for Heathen to live, I&#8217;d tell him he was gonna die.  Check out the story after the jump. I guess there&#8217;s some things about the bunghole that I just didn&#8217;t know.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lubbock Texas One Of The Best Places To See The Eclipse This Sunday</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Sunday the great moon god will eat the great sun god, well mostly.  The sun will be going  behind the moon perfectly in Lubbock for the first time this century.  This is known as an annular eclipse and barring cloudy skies, you should be able to see it here.  More after the jump. The sun should start heading behind the moon right around 7:30 in the evening with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RockShow Threesome: Heathen Finds His True Life Calling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You KNOW whether your job is right for you or not. You may be stuck in something a little out of character or you may feel right at home. Your work and life should both reflect who you want to be to some degree.  Heathen want&#8217;s to be in a group home.  More after the jump. People who work with the mentally and physically handicapped are some of the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Micaela Schaefer Smokes On The Red Carpet [PICS]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[German Supermodel Micaela Schaefer is the German Pam Anderson.  This lady doesn&#8217;t think anything about giving you a big ole&#8217; taste of &#8220;the good stuff&#8221;.   Forget the rest of the cast of the movie, this lady was the hit of the &#8220;Men In Black III&#8221; premiere in Germany.  Get ready for a close up of some really nice &#8216;das boobensqueezin&#8217;s&#8217;. So our own Pam Anderson had quite a run.  Her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Ward Officially Out Of Black Sabbath Reunion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A whole new generation could have experienced the brilliance that was Black Sabbath, but apparently greed has got in the way.  After being presented with what he termed an &#8220;unsignable&#8221; contract, Bill Ward has finally called an end to any possibility of joining the band for any of the current dates.  The announcement was made on Ward&#8217;s official site, some of which I&#8217;ll bring you after the jump. Here&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/bill-ward-officially-out-of-black-sabbath-reunion/</link>
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		<title>RockShow Threesome: When Is A Woman At The Height Of Her Sexual Appetite?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, when is a woman at the height of her sexual appetite?  After you buy here jewelry of course. Hah, that was a joke!  Or was it?  Click through for more. Women&#8217;s Health magazine has narrowed down the peak of a woman&#8217;s weekly sexual appetite and Heathen has the story for you. Do you think the government runs too many studies?  The government itself wondered that so they ran a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>View Latest Prometheus Trailer Here [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Avengers didn&#8217;t get me off my ass. Dark Shadows didn&#8217;t get me off my ass.  Prometheus WILL get me off my ass and into a theater.  I&#8217;m am very excited about the first two movies, but this &#8216;prequel&#8217; of sorts to the Alien franchise SCREAMS big screen to me.  I&#8217;ve got the trailer and more for you after the jump. It&#8217;s hard to grasp the entire plotline from available materials, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/view-latest-prometheus-trailer-here-video/</link>
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		<title>Hey Lubbock! Let&#039;s Burn Some Stuff!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lubbock County Judge Tom Head has lifted the burn ban. All of the recent rains have provided Lubbock with significant moisture meaning a &#8216;burn ban&#8217; is no longer needed.  One question, &#8216;what does a burn ban&#8217; mean to you?  More after the jump. Taking all of the legal mumbo jumbo out of the &#8216;burn ban&#8217; ordinance, it basically means two things, 1.  You can&#8217;t burn outside of some type of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lubbock Welcomes New Mayor, Thanks Tom Martin For Service</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lubbock was in a hell of mess before Tom Mayor took over.  The mayor before him was nuttier than an elephant turd and Lubbock was a sinking ship.  Tom Martin righted that ship and kept it going forward at a steady pace.  These are days of change though and people all over are in a mood for new leadership, sometimes at the expense of great leaders.  So now we welcome [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/lubbocks-welcomes-new-mayor-thanks-tom-martin-for-service/</link>
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		<title>RockShow Threesome: Man Steals Bike Back From Bike Thief, Thief Wants It Back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who doesn&#8217;t love those dumb criminal stories?  Today will go down as one of the dumbest.  Click through for this and two more slices of audio apple pie! Cops wouldn&#8217;t help this guy when his bike got stolen, so he took the law into his own hands.  He not only got his bike back, we got a funny story out of it: Here&#8217;s the story of the parachuting mice.  Yes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&quot;The Campaign&quot; Starring Will Ferrell: Watch the Hysterical Trailer Here!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Boy I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m telling you anything when I say it&#8217;s time to let all of the hot air out of the campaign process. Now we have Will Ferrell and Zack Galifianakis going head to head on the campaign trail. &#160; Yeah, that&#8217;s an odd picture I posted for this story, but it&#8217;s one of the big jokes in the trailer. I think this movie is going to come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sad Day For CSI: Miami Fans</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty sure I was one of the biggest CSI: Miami fans out there. I actually loved David Caruso&#8217;s &#8216;style&#8217; of acting (basically take of his sunglasses and look at everybody sideways).  I also love the lovely, lovely Eva La Rue.  I was very surprise when they moved the show to Sunday nights.  More after the jump. I knew that for whatever reason CBS was giving up on CSI: Miami [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Convert To &quot;Wyld Stallyins-ism&quot;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you considering a change of religion?  Are you looking for something a little more easy to understand?  I have an answer to all of your, pun intended, prayers.  More after the jump. The various religious artifacts around the world all have ups and downs.  The biggest problem  is they all tell you how to be a &#8220;good&#8221; person.  With &#8220;Wyld Stallins-ism&#8217;, you can be a GREAT person. Let&#8217;s back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RockShow Threesome: Is A Man Still A Man If You Take His Truck Nuts Away?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve often wondered about &#8220;truck nuts&#8221;.  There a little harmless, but some of the more detailed ones might leave kids to ask &#8220;daddy what&#8217;s that&#8221;?  At the same time, why sexualize them? Why not just say &#8220;truck nuts&#8221; and more on?   Well, in some areas they don&#8217;t want to have to explain things like this, it&#8217;s easier just to arrest people.  More after the jump. Can you even imagine being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black Stone Cherry-Like I Roll [VIDEO]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man I&#8217;m feeling the new &#8220;Black Stone Cherry&#8221;.  If you&#8217;re a fan, it&#8217;s probably not new to you, but traditionally bands and record companies feed radio stations &#8216;one song at a time&#8217; .  We just got the latest release from Black Stone Cherry and it&#8217;s an EXCELLENT followup to &#8220;In My Blood&#8221;.  More after the jump. The new release from Black Stone Cherry brings southern rock back full circle.  This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lubbock Ranked As One Of The Least Smuttiest Cities</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mens&#8217;s Health always seems to have Lubbock in it&#8217;s cross hairs.  This time, maybe the designation for our fair city isn&#8217;t so bad.  More after the jump. Lubbock Texas was ranked 96 out of 100 for Porn Consumption by Men&#8217;s Health Magazine. On the flip side, Austin was the horniest city in Texas at number ten.  Houston checked in at #13, while Dallas came in at 15. The list was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/lubbock-ranked-as-one-of-the-least-smuttiest-cities/</link>
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		<title>Chris Howorth Of &quot;In This Moment&quot; Checks In With The RockShow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In this Moment make a Texas Trek this week so we thought it would be a good time to catch up with a great guy, Chris Howorth.  Chris formed the band with Maria Brink and the band has just wrapped up recording their latest release.  More after the jump. Chris Howorth from &#8220;In This Moment&#8221; gave us a call to talk about the new album and the new tour.  Chris [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/chris-howorth-of-in-this-moment-checks-in-with-the-rockshow/</link>
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		<title>RockShow Threesome: How To Takes The Kids For A Ride The Wrong Way</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We frequently complain that we&#8217;re coddling kids.  Kids now have baby seats, booster seats and even seatbelts.  When I was a kid we fought over who got to ride in the back window.  But, then there are those who make these kind of laws necessary.  Click through for the wrong ways to give kids a ride. I&#8217;m sure the kids that weren&#8217;t terrified think their dad is the coolest dad [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/rockshow-threesome-how-to-takes-the-kids-for-a-ride-the-wrong-way/</link>
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		<title>President Obama Takes A Stand On Gay Marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today was a momentous day.  The President Of The United States of America said that &#8220;same sex marriage&#8221; should be allowed.  The President says actual laws should be left up to the states.  Still, it is a historic day for a group of people that just want to be treated equally.  More after the jump. I recently started working on a blog in favor of &#8216;the golden rule&#8217; which is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://kfmx.com/president-obama-takes-a-stand-on-gay-marriage/</link>
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