“Bagel Heads” Are Returning! What the Hell is Wrong With Japanese People? [VIDEO]
This post is in no way racist, nor is it meant to sound that way. I don’t have a racist bone in my body (i told him it was over and he left.) But you all have to admit that, culturally, the Japanese latch on to absolutely odd trends and phenomenons.
Vending machine panties ring a bell? Anime porn? Ok maybe that one’s not that weird.
But this one is.
The latest one, and I say latest because its the first time we’ve heard of it, is called the “Bagel Head.” Its my understanding that this was already popular, fell off for a while, and is now seeing a resurgence in popularity.
The process is simple.
Step 1: Inject a crap-ton of saline into a person’s forehead to create a bubble.
Step 2: Push your finger into the middle to make it look like a bagel.
Step 3: Sit back and enjoy your new appearance while simultaneously pondering exactly which time your parents spanked you too hard that led you to this point in your life’s journey.
Now I don’t condemn anybody for they way they look or the way the choose to look. I don’t care one way or the other. But this just seems stupid. For 1 the process only lasts for a day, 24 whole hours. So you’ve done this to your face, taking up a lot of time, and I’m sure money, for 1 day of having your head resemble some lost species of dinosaur. It just seems like a huge loss to me. Your return on investment is extremely low.
But, hey, you do what ever feels good. Just know that it does look pretty damn stupid.