Barbie Princess Charm School, Really?!

So as I was looking through the paper this morning I noticed there is an ACTUAL event taking place today called the Barbie Princess Charm School. Basically little girls go and learn how to be polite, they dance, they have tea, they do girl stuff.

I have decided we need to have a Bad Ass Rocker Slam Dance School. This "school" will teach chicks the appropriate way to shake their asses, grind, and show their boobs for rock shows.

Now if I can just talk Heathen into teaching ...