Would it really kill you to spend a few minutes learning to carve a turkey?  I did and trust me it's worth your time. It's one of those "man skills" that makes you look good at the holiday separation (even if the in-laws think you're not good enough for them and have a possible future in jail).  More after the jump.

These instructions are from the "Food Networks" Alton Brown. He recommends an electric carving knife, but a regular one will do.  I went ahead and used the electric knife video just because it makes the instructions by quicker. It's a five minute video but you'll know what you need to know within 3 1/2.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_2FwDQmaqc