Mother F’n Bingo Is Bingo for Big Kids This Wednesday at Downtown Social LBK

When you hear the word Bingo, you probably think of blue hair and retirement homes. Not this time, friend. This is Bingo for big kids, and it gets wild.

Wednesday night at 8:30 p.m., Downtown Social LBK in the Depot District is hosting Mother F'n Bingo. And as the name implies, this isn't your grandma's Bingo game. This will be Bingo like you've never seen before. I'll be hosting the shenanigans, so you know its going to be wild.

It's free to play, so that's awesome.

There will be chances to win, and free food and drinks while you play.

And the prizes are ridiculous and awesome. You know those things you see on TV and want to buy, but just can't allow yourself to spend real money on them? Yeah, we're giving stuff like that away. Think things like the Shake Weight and other stupid prizes you know you really want. Oh, and other adult things you might not actually buy for yourself. I'll let your imagination fill in that blank.

There's also drink specials all night long, including: $3 Domestics, $3 Wells, $3 Fireball, and $3 Lemon Drops open to close.

There will also be dance-offs, and sing-offs, and any other embarrassing kind of contest in the event of ties. Oh, and random rounds of shots might just appear on your table, too. You know, to grease the party wheels of your mind.

Once again, it's free to play, and you win stuff. There's no losing here. It's funny and dirty, and you'll have more fun than is legal in Alabama. And Mississippi too, probably.