Human trafficking?  Marijuana?  Pinatas full of Oxy? So sorry, the latest bust at the U.S. Mexican Border is Boloney, as in Bologna.  Yeah, the "Joe Dirt" of lunch meat is illegal to bring in to the United States.  Here's a quote from KCBD/AP:

It's illegal to bring the bologna across the border because it's made of pork and has the potential for introducing foreign animal diseases to the U.S. pork industry.

This is said to be the biggest Bologna bust ever with a record 385 pounds seized.  Officials are not saying how they plan to dispose of the illegal contraband, but I'm guessing between two pieces of white bread with some mayonnaise.

Okay, how about a little "Weird Al" with your weird news.