Bring On Thursday Night Football… Touchdown Celebration Dances… And @#*$!!!

Tonight, the house is calm and quiet, call it the calm before the storm if you will. This time tomorrow night I will either be a lucky, lucky man, Or, I will be laughing as my sweet Woodmaker transforms from a soft spoken lady into a screaming, cussing, die hard Steelers fan.

That's right the NFL football season officially kicks off tomorrow night as the Steelers take on the Patriots, in the first game of the season.

As preseason comes to a close, Woody's beloved Steelers have only won 1 of the 5 games they have played and the Patriots have won 2 of the 4 they have played.

If the past 5 weeks have been any indicator I am going to be hearing words strung together that would make Richard Pryor have to rethink how many words there are that you can't say on TV.