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Magic Website Turns Mormons Gay [AUDIO]
Man this one is a can of worms.  A while back we had the story of a Mormon practice of "baptizing" people after they were dead (including some Jewish folks who probably didn't appreciated it).  It's kind of weird, but they want you in their Mormon express line t…
Man Pounds Porpoise On The Beach [AUDIO]
So, what do you think this story is about?  Do you think it's about sea mammal abuse, or personal abuse.  Well I'll give you a second to make up your mind.  Okay, now click through.
Hey, There’s A 300 Pound Naked Man In Wal-Mart [AUDIO]
Great headline huh?  Although I'm sure some of you have seen equally weird stuff in Wallyworld.  The problem always is, how do you deal with a large naked guy?  You certainly don't want to tackle him.  Maybe that's what he planned all along, he just figured, &q…
Man Steals Dog [AUDIO]
I'm glad we don't get much of what I'd call "street crime" around here.  I'm talking about being robbed while walking in a park or just down the street.  Sure, we have plenty of crime, but I feel relatively safe going about my daily business.  In …
Man Performs Service For Return Of Phone [AUDIO]
You can't even prepare yourself for this story. A man has his cell phone stolen.  The man agrees to do something to get it back, and the rest you have to hear. This is one for the record books.  More after the jump.
Korn “Way Too Far” And “Chaos Lives In Everything” Lyric Videos
I'm "eating some words" here.  I initially said that the three Skrillex tracks on the new Korn "The Path To Totality" c.d. were the only good ones.  I'm going to add this one to the list, and after this, I'm going to go back and give the c.d. a couple more listens.  What makes th…
Heathen Gets His Turn As “Worst Dad Ever” [AUDIO]
Okay, truth be told, this could have happened to anyone.  As a matter of fact, something similar has probably happened to you or someone you love.  It's just Heathen's "Turn" to look like a complete assh@le.  More after the jump.
Angry Lesbian Hit And Run Rampage [AUDIO]
I tried to think of a more descriptive title for this story.  I really did.  But if "Angry lesbian hit and run rampage" doesn't hook you in, I doubt anything will.  This story is terrible, and for a number of reasons.  Check it out after the jump.
Trying To Learn About Mardi Gras [AUDIO]
I'm smart about somethings, but really dumb about others.  The good thing is, I've never had a problem asking for answers when I need them.  Today, we tried to learn a little bit about the customs surrounding Mardi Gras, but it didn't go so well.  Details after the jump…
Was Whitney Houston Killed By Wasps? [AUDIO]
I love those little pranks that have just a kernel of truth to them.  This one was based on the fact that Whitney Houston had indeed died, it was then exaggerated how it happened.  This one really shows how dumb some people can be if you give them just a little serving of truth with the li…
New Facebook Rules For Photos [AUDIO]
Let's face it, for many people Facebook IS the internet.  It's like America Online was back in the days of dial up.  Most people head to Facebook and then maybe do another thing or two. The problem is, for some reason Facebook can be very confusing.  For instance, I like how…
Why Getting Kicked In The Junk Is The Worst [AUDIO]
It's another edition of "Things You Can't Unhear".  This time Heathen takes you through the actual physical, chemical and emotional results of being kicked in the junk!  Yes, it's another ball-kicking report with the RockShow.  Check it out after the j…

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