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The cray-cray thing about our top story isn't that guys would feel themselves up, it's the OTHER things that they'd do are pretty stupid.  Check this story out plus a couple of bonus bits in the RockShow Threesome next.

I guess the title of this one could be open for a little debate.  The cat could be having a really bad day, or the cat could just have a really bad owner.  Let's start with a simple fact that I think pretty much everyone out there should know, CATS DON'T JOG.  More after the jump.

Sometimes we annoy each other just for fun. We all have our little quirks and on the RockShow sometimes we enjoy exploiting each others weaknesses just for our own amusement.  Today I drove Heathen over the edge.  Details after the jump.

Who doesn't love the concept of "Pizza Roulette"?  Everybody gets a slice, but one slice has been "tainted".  Now I suppose you could taint it with just about anything, but you want something that will get a reaction.  A New Zealand Pizza place has the answer after the jump!

If you only had a few words to leave the world with, what would they be?  Would you say something cool, or would you tell your executioners to go to hell.  Recently a convict on his way out muttered some really odd words.  More after the jump:

So you're all alone in the middle of the sea. You might expect nothingness, you might expect sharks, but should you expect "The Kraken"? As you might know from the popular saying, "the Kraken don't play", so you have to watch out. More details and more fun after the jump.

This is simply an amazing "Threesome".  Two of them are amazingly messed up and  one is amazingly gross.  We've got some very funny audio for you hear from Fridays show.  Click through for the fun.

I don't like giving away the end of a story in the headline, but in this case, it's how we got to this point that matters.  How far would you go to get a couple of bucks.  We already discussed the guy chopping off a hand earlier, this ones just a few bumps and bruises.  More after the jump.

The story should be subtitled "Cedric the Suckass Criminal".  Cedric tried to pull of a heist but things went very poorly for him.  Don't you just love it when this stuff comes back on the criminal?  More after the jump.

Man there are a million insurance scams out there.  It kind of ticks me off because the rest of us have to pay for these scams with increased premiums.  For the thieves though, there's always the question of "how bad do you want it?"  For instance how much for you to cut off a hand, or a foot or a finger.  More after the jump.

While many of us trashed Slash's first solo effort because it was, well, not rockin enough, this just might redeem him. This new track called "You're A Lie" sounds like he's found his GNR roots again.

Boy meets girl, girl breaks up with boy, boy puts slutty messages in her name on Craigslist.  I guess that's this story in a nutshell, but it's much more fun to hear the whole thing as it went down.  Heathen has all the details after the jump.