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Crackheads Gone Wild [AUDIO]
You want proof of the damage that crack does? Well, a lot of our awesome stories involve some crackhead doing something stupid.  Today is no exception.  Today we weave a fabulous tale of "the Crackhead Truck Driver Meets Officer Friendlies Taser". More after the jump.
Woman Surprises “Tidy” Burglar [AUDIO]
I don't have to tell you that burglars are creepy. It's got to be on everyones list of fears that they're in the house with some kind of intruder.  You just don't know if they want to steal your stuff or put a potato in your butt (you just don't know with these potato b…
Girl Unfairly Arrested For Being Awesome [AUDIO]
What could a woman do that's so awesome and still get arrested?  Well in this particular case I'm just going to tease you into you listen to the report.  Let your mind run wild then click through for the story.
The Best Of Steve Stiffler Autotuned [VIDEO/NSFW]
American Reunion is out on April 6th and we've got some bad jamz to get you jazzed up for the release!  Some of Steve Stiffler's wildest lines and wildest moments have been mashed up, remixed and autotuned for ya.  I hope I don't have to tell you that there's some filth…
Sexual Roleplay Goes Wrong [AUDIO]
I've often said, whatever you want to do with your partner is fine by me. I don't even care if your partner is same sex, just as long as it's a consenting adult.  Now, when you start doing your business right in front of me, there might be a problem  For instance, had I seen this situation developin…
Woman Cites Big Breasts For Not Complying With D.W.I. Test [AUDIO]
Drunk people are funny (when they aren't killing people by driving drunk). Police had "heard it all" but this may be a new one; the woman in question said she couldn't stand on one leg because her big boobs would mess up her balance.  I don't know about you, but…
Cop Enforces Express Line Rule With Gun [AUDIO]
I often wonder what the point of express lines are. It seems that no one has the correct number of items, they're using some weird check, found an item with a price tag missing or some crap.
It's just so rare that the concept of express line works that you'd think they'd do away w…
Where’s That “Special Sauce” Coming From? [AUDIO]
A man who has fathered a bunch of kids as a sperm donor is claiming to be a virgin.  Is this a good thing, or are you just breeding a tribe of geeks?  Do you want "unmixed" baby batter or do you want the fresh kind?  I have no freakin' idea, Heathen has the stor…

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