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Heathen has help for those of you with interviews on the horizon.  More specifically he'll tell you what you shouldn't do, through the misdoings of others.  Check it out after the jump.

Has your job had a lot of turnover?  If I guy walked into your place of business and said he was the "new boss" would you question him?  That's the scam that the guy in todays story pulled off.  Click through for the details.

My uncle Bill used to have a dune buggy with a trap door in the floor. Now this was the days before anybody thought twice about littering or whatever.  We'd have no problem dropping an apple core or sunflower seeds or anything through that trap door.  Sometimes we'd just watch the road go by.  And you know what?  I never though about it until now, but maybe my uncle was dropping special stuff thro

Man this one is a can of worms.  A while back we had the story of a Mormon practice of "baptizing" people after they were dead (including some Jewish folks who probably didn't appreciated it).  It's kind of weird, but they want you in their Mormon express line to heaven.  Now somebody has turned the tables back on the Mormons.

So, what do you think this story is about?  Do you think it's about sea mammal abuse, or personal abuse.  Well I'll give you a second to make up your mind.  Okay, now click through.

Great headline huh?  Although I'm sure some of you have seen equally weird stuff in Wallyworld.  The problem always is, how do you deal with a large naked guy?  You certainly don't want to tackle him.  Maybe that's what he planned all along, he just figured, "if they're going to catch me, I'm going to rub my business on them".  More after the jump.

I'm glad we don't get much of what I'd call "street crime" around here.  I'm talking about being robbed while walking in a park or just down the street.  Sure, we have plenty of crime, but I feel relatively safe going about my daily business.  In some place, it's just a fact of life that you're going to get held up or mugged on occasion.  Read more after the jump.

You can't even prepare yourself for this story. A man has his cell phone stolen.  The man agrees to do something to get it back, and the rest you have to hear. This is one for the record books.  More after the jump.

I'm "eating some words" here.  I initially said that the three Skrillex tracks on the new Korn "The Path To Totality" c.d. were the only good ones.  I'm going to add this one to the list, and after this, I'm going to go back and give the c.d. a couple more listens.  What makes this stick out a little less than the Skrillex tracks (Get Up, Narcissistic Cannibal, Chaos Lives In E

Okay, truth be told, this could have happened to anyone.  As a matter of fact, something similar has probably happened to you or someone you love.  It's just Heathen's "Turn" to look like a complete assh@le.  More after the jump.

I tried to think of a more descriptive title for this story.  I really did.  But if "Angry lesbian hit and run rampage" doesn't hook you in, I doubt anything will.  This story is terrible, and for a number of reasons.  Check it out after the jump.

I'm smart about somethings, but really dumb about others.  The good thing is, I've never had a problem asking for answers when I need them.  Today, we tried to learn a little bit about the customs surrounding Mardi Gras, but it didn't go so well.  Details after the jump.