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Yet Another Ho-Hum Taiwanese Hooker Story [AUDIO]
We now start each days weird stories with "The Too Naughty News" at about 5:50.  You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason).  So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time.  With that…
Probably the Number One Thing Not to Say to Your Wife [AUDIO]
When you've been married as long as I have, you learn a lot of things to not say to your wife. When you live with another person for a while, you can figure out what sets them off pretty quickly. The man in today's story asked his wife for a little "favor" that should top…
The Superbowl Is Bad For Your Bladder [AUDIO]
Hey playa, there's a reason it hurts or feels uncomfortable when you gotta pee.  That reason is your body telling you it's going to get messed up if you don't release the water.  You could EXPLODE!  Okay, maybe not explode, but it's not healthy to let it linger.&nb…
Book From Amazon Comes With Special Surprise [AUDIO]
People get their textbooks everywhere these days.  Among some of the options are used and full on rentals.  You would think even the sellers wouldn't have to go page to page checking the books out, but apparently they do.  One student had a book show up with a special bookmark.&n…
Too Many People Are Letting Their Snakes Loose [AUDIO]
I think I heard on a commercial or something that nature has what you call a "balance". I think it had to do with constipation or something, so I guess that's a poor way to start this story out.  The real problem here is people keeping snakes as pets and letting them go w…
Dentist Implants Office Supplies In Patients [AUDIO]
What does your dentist used when he gives you a root canal?  Sure you think you know, but do you really know?  He could have put anything in there.  It might even be a radio transmitter so the government could control you.  Then again, your dentist might be like the one in this s…
Heathen Has No Hope For Herpes [AUDIO]
It's another edition of "F@#$ed up History". Are you ready to learn a little something? We promise it won't be too painful. We'll even kiss you afterwards. What, what's that on my lip? Oh, it's just a dry spot.  Yeah, just a dry spot, I promise. More a…
Ways You Are Ruining The Planet [AUDIO]
I do not agree with this list. In fact, I think this list is total crap. That's the fun with lists, picking them apart, shredding them, setting them on fire and wiping your rear on them. This is list is especially "wipe worthy", that's why I wanted to bring it to you agai…

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