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Man Get’s Steamed Over “No Smoking” Rule [AUDIO]
Man Get’s Steamed Over “No Smoking” Rule [AUDIO]
Man Get’s Steamed Over “No Smoking” Rule [AUDIO]
How far would you go to make a point? Would you threaten someone?  Would you threaten someone with a deadly weapon? Would you threaten them with a chainsaw? Yeah, I think I have you hooked at this point.
Where’s That “Special Sauce” Coming From? [AUDIO]
Where’s That “Special Sauce” Coming From? [AUDIO]
Where’s That “Special Sauce” Coming From? [AUDIO]
A man who has fathered a bunch of kids as a sperm donor is claiming to be a virgin.  Is this a good thing, or are you just breeding a tribe of geeks?  Do you want "unmixed" baby batter or do you want the fresh kind?  I have no freakin' idea, Heathen has the story next.
You Can Lead a Horse to Beer, but You Can’t Make Him Drink It [AUDIO]
You Can Lead a Horse to Beer, but You Can’t Make Him Drink It [AUDIO]
You Can Lead a Horse to Beer, but You Can’t Make Him Drink It [AUDIO]
Should you be able to sue the beer companies for your alcoholism? I don't think so, but apparently one Native American tribe thinks you should. Since beer has been around pretty much since the beginning of time, I think they're going to find this a tough one to win.
What To Do With Those Extra Bras [AUDIO]
What To Do With Those Extra Bras [AUDIO]
What To Do With Those Extra Bras [AUDIO]
We get lists.  Serious lists, silly lists, stupid lists. It's almost a Dr. Suess list of lists, it's so ridiculist!  The list we have for you today is especially silly.  More after the jump.
Is Your Date Carrying Extra Underwear? [AUDIO]
Is Your Date Carrying Extra Underwear? [AUDIO]
Is Your Date Carrying Extra Underwear? [AUDIO]
Those pretty panties can be pretty uncomfortable. Apparently that's why your date may have them stashed for the old switcheroo later on.  Heathen has the story for you.
Complications and Questions Arise From Gay Divorce [AUDIO]
Complications and Questions Arise From Gay Divorce [AUDIO]
Complications and Questions Arise From Gay Divorce [AUDIO]
Of course gay people are going to get divorced as well as married. All they ever wanted was to be treated like everybody else. Well everybody else has a high divorce rate, so why not gays?  Heathen has some questions about the process though.
Novelty Baby Clothes Suffer From Backlash [AUDIO]
Novelty Baby Clothes Suffer From Backlash [AUDIO]
Novelty Baby Clothes Suffer From Backlash [AUDIO]
What's cuter than a cute baby?  How about a cute baby with an equally cute t-shirt?  Unfortunately one message has a few parents and or passersby concerned.  Details after the jump.
Heathen Lists “The Weirdest Condoms” [AUDIO]
Heathen Lists “The Weirdest Condoms” [AUDIO]
Heathen Lists “The Weirdest Condoms” [AUDIO]
Condoms are obviously necessary to spread the transmission of disease and to help plan unwanted pregnancies.  It's for those reason that people deal with the ridiculousness of the situation.  To stop everything and put a balloon on your business can make for an awkward (but important) few moments.  Why anyone would want to make the situation more awkward is beyond me.  Details after the jump. Read
Man Can Now Scratch “Car Chase” Off His Bucket List [AUDIO]
Man Can Now Scratch “Car Chase” Off His Bucket List [AUDIO]
Man Can Now Scratch “Car Chase” Off His Bucket List [AUDIO]
I guess the concept of a "bucket list" is pretty widespread now.  There are a lot of people thinking about the things they'd like to do before they "kick the bucket".  For me, I'd just like to see the beach again, for others the list is as long as your arm.  John Hughes had a very specific item on his list and you'll find out more about it after the jump.
Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
Hey, poor people need boobies too!  Or do they?  A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations.  I personally wasn't aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?).  More after the jump.

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