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Don't you just love those hackers?  Actually I kind of don't.  It does seem they do more harm than good, BUT every once in a while one of them will pull a major funny.  Well, funny if you aren't the brunt of a joke.  More after the jump.

Ok so Wes played the new Flyleaf track "New Horizons" for me. He thought it was weak like a Lillith Fair kinda thing. I thought it rocked, just not as heavy as we're used to.

Now some of you are saying 'duh' right now, but remember, this wouldn't be a topic if someone hadn't done it already.  Yes we have a boy genius who looked at some firecrackers, looked at his butthole, looked back at the firecrackers and went "wow, these would fit right up there".  Yes, he lit them too.  The story is after the break.

Driver Reads Twitter was the brain child of a madman in New York who was blown away by my voice. He told me that your voice would be perfect for reading some of the best and worst Tweets that are posted to Twitter. So with his idea and my voice, Driver Reads Twitter was born.

Okay, FORGET politics.  We're talking only about the politicians.  Let's set it up this way.  You walk out of club into a dark alley, you look one way and President Obama has his fists up, so you look the other way and Mitt Romney has his fists up, which way do you go?  More after the jump.

Do to their somewhat 'closed' society, the Chinese can be a little oblivious at times.  Not more than a month ago we had the story of a Chinese town that thought they had found a two-headed mushroom.  It wasn't.  More after the jump.

Okay, so the thrust of this story is not the Sharktopus, it's just where it ends up.  It seems some assbag wanting a day off set a nuclear submarine on fire.  Explain to me how that's good.  More after the jump.

Yes, we're pretty sure the idea of "women behind bars" is a little more exciting in fantasy than reality.  That's why we were so excited to hear one of our local weather hotties was going behind the blue steel!  More after the jump.  (oh and I bet she's peeved we found this old picture of her)

Driver Reads Twitter was the brain child of a madman in New York who was blown away by my voice. He told me that your voice would be perfect for reading some of the best and worst Tweets that are posted to Twitter. So with his idea and my voice, Driver Reads Twitter was born.

Those Amish just can't hold their liquor now can they?  There is so much messin' up going on with this story that it's almost hard to keep up with.  Let's just say it ends up with a bunch of buggies in a pile up and one lonely wheel spinning slowly as a witness to the devastation.  Details after the jump.

The new Green Day just hit. And by just hit, I mean it just went worldwide to all the radio stations in the world. So of course we have it, and I'm giving it to you now. It's called "Oh Love". It starts slow, but it picks up pretty quick...

Yes, I know that 'brite' is spelled 'bright', we spell it phonetically because it's on our show and we get to call it what we want.  If we were really stupid, we wouldn't know what phonetically meant. Dang, why do you always have to be jumping on our asses?  More after the jump.