Did I use up all the good lines in the headline? No, I think we managed to squeeze out a few more funnies at the expense of Bill Boner. I wonder if he's "hard" headed? Do you think he's a working "stiff"? More, if you can take it, after the jump.
This is one of those questions/headlines that really doesn't need to be answered, but remember, no matter how twisted the RockShow is, we aren't twisted enough to come up with stuff like this. Nope, this is an actual law that is being debated overseas. Click through for RockShow Necro-Magical-Fun Time.
Wow, I always knew kicking or grabbing somebody's junk would get their attention. I had no idea that it could involve fatalities. Can you just imagine having your giggle-berries squeezed until you passed out and died? Jeez, that's gotta suck. The story after the jump.
Well our secret service has stepped into it. They found themselves having a good time with some Colombian hookers putting themselves in a tight spot (both literally and figuratively). The question at hand is, how big of a 'breach of trust' is this? Does it open them up for blackmail or just make them stupid? We get into it on this one next:
Sam Loeffler is a bit of anomaly, he's the spokesman for his band. Trust me, we don't get very many drummers who are entrusted with basically a bands entire reputation. Sam is a great fit at the job though, he's engaging, funny and honest almost to a fault. More after the jump.
"Hooking up" is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your 'one night stand'. You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won't let you stop having sex. More after the jump.
If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get's even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY "Too Naughty News" plus more fun after the break.
The new Linkin Park teaser clip is here. To be honest they're being quite reserved about getting it out to the fans, but here's a quick shot for you.
Frat-bags do the dumbest thing. If you told me you were going to tape me to a bunch of other naked dudes, i'd tell you 'laterz'. For some reason these prospective douche bags not only took it, they wouldn't help the police. This and more fun after the jump.
Kids, they're cute so we don't beat them. Seriously, kids are like little miniature savages just waiting for you to turn your back so they can mess stuff up. Heathen's kids are...uh...heathens. This is a pretty funny story, check it out and two other bonus pieces of RockShow audio after the jump.
In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs. But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it. Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want". The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identity theft to get them. Check out the story after the jump.
Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don't blow yourself up. Listen to today's story's.
