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Frosty The Snowman Arrested [AUDIO]

Frosty The Snowman has been arrested!  Did he have a little extra "magic" in his hat?  Did he show his "snow balls""?  Surely something is afoot if the worlds favorite snowman has been busted.  More after the jump.

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10 Awesomely Fun Holiday Gifts for TV Fans

Art doesn’t imitate life — it imitates television! Just check out these 10 TV-influenced handicrafts brought to you by some of the clever craftsellers at Etsy. We consider each a fitting homage to some our fa

Category: Holidays, Photos, Sports
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The Craziest Fastest Turkeys in the World [VIDEO]

In an effort to promote their "2 Hour Turkey", Safeway Supermarkets started a funny web ad campaign. The Hoak Farm in Nowheresville USA has spotted, but has yet to catch, what are being called the fastest turkeys on earth

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What Gung Ho from GI Joe is Thankful For This Year [VIDEO] [NSFW]

At first I thought this video would be a cheap Robot Chicken knock off. It is. It's funny though, so here's Action Figure Therapy. Gung Ho from GI Joe explains all the awesome American things he's thankful for including Baby Jesus and this sweet-ass mustache

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Be A Man-Learn To Carve A Turkey [VIDEO]

Would it really kill you to spend a few minutes learning to carve a turkey?  I did and trust me it's worth your time. It's one of those "man skills" that makes you look good at the holiday separation (even if the in-laws think you're not good enough for them and have a possible future in jail).  More after the jump.

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“Butter Bake” Your Turkey Like The Old Days [VIDEO]

While trolling the internet I found these two classic commercials.  I guess they were paid for my some kind of Butter Consortium or something. Anyways, you might be able to actually pick up some tips on keep your bird juicy with these clips.

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Thanksgiving The Movie [NSFW/VIDEO]

This is one of the fake movie trailers that appeared in the "Grindhouse Double Feature".  It's a perfect time to bring it back.  Careful this trailer is not safe for work and features a brief and blurry look at some boobies.  More after the jump.

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Category: Comedy, Holidays, Videos
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You Could Win Big With FMX And The Texas Lottery

We've got your chance to win cool new Holiday Scratch Offs from The Texas Lottery. The new game is called "Silver Bells" and you can win up to $175,000.00 on each scratch off. Even better, we'll be giving away these $5 scratch off tickets in groups of five! Take a look at the ticket and the rest of the details after the jump.

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Turkey Day Taking Over Black Friday

USA Today is reporting that Toys R Us will now open at 9:00 on Thanksgiving night.  This is an hour earlier than last year and an hour before Walmart is scheduled to kick off thier "Black Friday" on a Thursday night specials.

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