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Al-Qaida’s Number Two in Command Now Taking a Dirt Nap
One, Two, the U.S. is coming for you. Hell yes I'm celebrating the death of another human being. Al-Qaida's second in command was killed in Pakistan on Saturday.
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Naked PeTA Girls Shower On Sidewalk In Lubbock Tomorrow [VIDEO]
According to a press release I just received,
"Naked behind a banner that reads, "Clean Your Conscience: Go Vegan! 1 lb. of Meat Equals 6 Months of Showers," two PETA beauties will shower on a sidewalk together in Lubbock to let consumers know that the best thing that they can do to curb Texas' extensive drought is to go vegan."
Personally I'm not making the
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Moamar Qadhafi on His Way Out
Libyans are celebrating as it appears Moamar Qadafi may be overthrown at any moment. Libyans are dancing in the streets, but the drama is not completely over.
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GoTopless.org Is Possibly The Most Awesome Website EVER!
Yes there is a website called gotopless.org and it espouses the benefits of legalizing the ability of women to go topless, wherever they want. Thank you internet.
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Rick Perry Is Well On His Way To Blowing It
I want so bad for Rick Perry to step up and be the man I know he can be, then he speaks. When I watch Rick Perry it's like watching a football team blowing a lead in the fourth quarter! Read more after the break.
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Obama Joins Foursquare – But Won’t Be Mayor of the White House
Barack Obama became the most high-profile member of Foursquare when he joined the location-based social network on Monday.
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Let’s Give The Homeless Diarrhea!
The City Council has made a decision regarding feeding the homeless. The controversy "erupted" when a church group was cited for trying to take food to the "needy."
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YouTube Comedian Felonious Munk Tells The Government To Balance The Effin’ Budget [NSFW] [VIDEO]
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Texas Governor Rick Perry Will Run For President
I have a few problems with Rick Perry, but I have WAY less problems with him than with the "crazy wives club". Insiders are saying that Rick Perry will announce his intention to enter the Presidential race this Saturday.
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November 5th Could Be Facebook’s Last Day [VIDEO]
The hacker group "Anonymous" is threatening to shut down Facebook on November 5th. Are they right or wrong for doing so?
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Is Roseanne Barr Really Running for President? [VIDEO]
On last night’s ‘Tonight Show,’ Roseanne Barr announced that she’ll be running for president in 2012. Even more surprising is that she claims to be completely serious.
“I am running for president of the United States,” she said. “I’ve got to solve all the world’s problems. I’m totally serious because I want to be part of the debates. I want to represent the taxpapers and, in fact, I’m choosing the taxpayers as my vice president.”
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City Mayor Crushes Illegally Parked Car With Armored Tank [VIDEO]
Apparently, the Lithuanian city of Vilnuis has a problem with cars — in particular luxury cars — parking in its bike lines.
Citizens have taken to posting pictures of these illegally parked cars on social media. In response to the public outcry, Vilnuis mayor Arturas Zuokas staged an event in which he used an armored personnel carrier to crush a Mercedes Benz which had been parked in a bike lane .