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Smokin' Poll: How Long Is Too Long For A Family Visit?

Wes — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:35:12 +0000

First off let me say that the Smokin’ Poll is taking a break all the way until Monday! This gives you a great opportunity to charge your funnies (because no matter how serious the question we post is, some of you still cut up). So what about those relatives? More after the jump. Ah family! [...]

Smokin' Poll: Give Us Just A Little Bit Of One Of Your Favorite Lyrics

Wes — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:43:41 +0000

People post lyrics on Facebook all the time. Sometimes it’s even kind of weird because you’re kind of seeing them out of context. So here’s a great opportunity to quote one of your favorite lyrics. More after the jump. I actually was driving a friend nuts the other night because I kept quoting this lyric [...]

RockShow Threesome: This Is Our Last Threesome (Tear)

Wes — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:00:26 +0000

We're constantly changing up how we do things. We like to stay frisky fresh, so we're dumping the Threesome online after today. We realize it's a big task to listen to us for up to six minutes in a row, so beginning Monday, we're just going to have "The RockShow Big One". Yes just a big one for you each day. That way you can say you stayed in touch without wasting a bunch of time actually listening to the show. We do have three final great ones for you today. Check 'em out:

RockShow Threesome: Make A Rainbow Connection With The Big Gay News

Wes — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 17:22:13 +0000

The RockShow says love everybody. That doesn’t mean we’re not going to make FUN of everybody, we just give ‘em a hug and say sorry afterwards. Today we introduced “The Big Gay News” to cover topics affecting the gay community. It all ended up funnier that we thought. More after the jump. First up, it’s [...]

RockShow Threesome: Off The Rails Again, Space Boobs & Gay Trees

Wes — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:55:32 +0000

The RockShow studios are located above a printing place and I’m really starting to wonder if they haven’t been leaking some kind of fumes into our studios in the last few days. Something has gone really goofy. Yeah, the Rock News turned into a real train wreck today. Check out the resulting carnage: There might [...]

RockShow Threesome: Today's Lesson, Everybody Gets To Punch The Bully

Wes — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:26:28 +0000

We’ve got some very funny stuff for you today, including a bully getting the sh@t smacked out of him, what to do when your ‘news’ doesn’t come in and So how do you teach a lesson to a bully? Let all his victims smack him! It works in theory, but in school, not so much. [...]

RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death

Wes — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:10:30 +0000

Some people take things much too seriously. Road rage is a great example. How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations. Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer. The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot. Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't start a freakin' brawl! More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: A Hole You Shouldn't Finger

Wes — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 16:08:59 +0000

Hey, back off with your nasty thoughts. This is a story about one of our greatest presidents, Mr. Abraham Lincoln. More precisely it’s the story of the first “physician” who came to his aid. More after the jump. Here’s a little tip for you that they didn’t know ‘back in the day”-if you find [...]

RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away

Wes — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:00:38 +0000

The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway. I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK". Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

RockShow Threesome: Jenny McCarthy Reveals More Than You Want

Wes — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 15:00:03 +0000

Jenny McCarthy went from first to last in my big book of b@ners quite some time ago. Her putting kids at risk by being anti-vaccination just completely turned me off. Well, maybe if I could spank her until she agrees to change her mind, we could work something out. Anyways, she's doing Playboy again, and it's not necessarily what she did, but how she talks about it that makes it very unsexy.

RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is "Slutty Wednesday"

Wes — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:00:23 +0000

There’s always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code. It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign. Now students are fighting back. Find out more after the jump. Whenever somebody looks to revise a [...]

RockShow: Woman Displays Scrotum Busting Strength!

Wes — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:00:53 +0000

Tell me one thing, who doesn’t love a good ‘scrotum ripping’ story? They’re are simply the best! Holy cow, can you even imagine? I know, YOU DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE. This evil little story and a couple more after the jump. Careful what you say to your lady, she just may rip your balls off. [...]

RockShow Threesome: Get Ready For "Prometheus" By Looking At Charlize Theron Naked

Wes — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:21:41 +0000

The big movie this weekend and the new benchmark for sci/fi horror “Prometheus” opens this weekend. Among the big stars is the flawless Charlize Theron. You may not have know it, but she did a little spread for Playboy in 1999. What follows is a discussion on the RockShow that may scar you forever. The [...]

RockShow Threesome: What's The Upside To Ripping A Guys Heart Out (Literally)?

Wes — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:00:59 +0000

Man the drugs keep getting stronger. Or, there’s a chance we’re just hearing some of the horror stories more. Today we’re dealing with an MMA Fighter who pulled a move you usually only see in bad kung fu movies. Details after the break. Drugs are bad, okay? Drugs caused this guy to rip out his [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Throws Pieces Of His Own Intestines At Cops

Wes — Thu, 31 May 2012 15:00:31 +0000

There are disturbed people. Then there are really disturbed people. There are also people who really like Disturbed but they are not part of this discussion. Imagine you got high or mad enough to cut off pieces of your own body and throw them at cops. More after the break. Carter was serious about not [...]

RockShow Threesome: What Men Look For When Looking For A One Night Stand

Wes — Mon, 28 May 2012 15:00:50 +0000

There are certain things that you look for when you’re looking for a ‘hookup’. In fact, you may not even know that you are looking for them. You might even want to take this list as ‘tips’ on finding a female that might be interested. More after the break. Looking to hookup? Here’s what you’re [...]

Dear "Political Phone Call"-Please Kill Yourself

Wes — Mon, 28 May 2012 15:00:48 +0000

Have you been getting calls from weird numbers or even answered a ‘robo-call’ from a political ‘poll’ company or candidate? It’s funny how they can do this despite those of us who signed up to be on “do not call” lists. More after the jump. You would think that politicians and political causes would recognize [...]

RockShow Threesome: Drunk Man Caught With Zebra And Jimmy Mac Is Tired Of Sara's Bitching

Wes — Fri, 25 May 2012 15:00:41 +0000

So a cop pulls over a drunk driver and he has a zebra in his car. Yeah, a zebra. More after the jump. It’s a wacky world out there with a ton of crazy people. It’s crazy to drink and drive. It’s even crazier to take your zebra with you: Here’s an update on the [...]

RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?

Wes — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:02:48 +0000

Man there’s a lot of pee in pools. It ain’t right, but it’s probably not half as bad as the other stuff that’s coming off you when you get in there. Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks). More after the jump. Okay, what makes this survey interesting, is it’s [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Uses Entire Town As Driving Range

Wes — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:32:29 +0000

If there’s one thing I know about golfers, it’s that they take their game SERIOUSLY. I also know that many of them like to have a drink or two while they play. Now imagine getting snockered and just going downtown and starting to hit balls at random business, cars, people, and etc. More after the [...]