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Comedian Tim Minchin Sings Most Hilarious Song About Prejudice You'll Ever Hear

Frank Pain — Thu, 16 May 2013 22:14:42 +0000

There are words in the English language that you just don’t say without being considered prejudiced. There are words about ethnic groups that are considered prejudice that you shouldn’t say, even if you’re joking. Some people say these words because they hear people from that group say them and think it’s OK. Well, it’s not. [...]

Home Run Hits Woman in Face

Frank Pain — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:58:35 +0000

Baseball fans dream of the chance of catching a home run when they go to a big league ballgame. Well, during the 7th inning of the Tuesday night game between the Cardinals and Diamondbacks, one young couple had that opportunity. What happened when they got their opportunity will make you wince then leave you laughing.

Eye Empire Release New Video for "More Than Fate"

Frank Pain — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:14:10 +0000

Eye Empire is a band that has a resume as long as Tommy Lee's junk. The band consists of members from Submersed, Stuck Mojo, Switched, Stereomud, Dark New Day, and Texas Hippie Coalition...just to name a few. Well, they took the experience from all those bands and created magic that only few bands ever experience.

Episode 1 of Mayhem TV Shows a Definitive History of the Mayhem Festival and a Look Ahead to 2013

Frank Pain — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:26:20 +0000

A few weeks back the organizers of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival announced the dates and cities for this year's jaunt. They also announced that the festival will have 4 stages, the most ever. While the anticipation builds for the announcement of this year's headliners and support bands, episode one of Mayhem TV premiered with a definitive history of the first five years of the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival and a look ahead to 2013.

Oklahoma City Thunder Fan Sinks Shot from Half-Court to Win $20,000 for His Wife's Cancer Treatment

Frank Pain — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:19:27 +0000

Heath Kufahl and his wife were at an Oklahoma City Thunder game and were picked to compete at halftime against another couple for a chance to win $20,000. Well, in the first round, Heath and his wife made more shots than the other couple. Beating that couple is what gave Heath the chance at the half-court shot.

2013 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 10th at 2 a.m.

Frank Pain — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:00:08 +0000

For most Americans, Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 10th, at 2 a.m. as we adjust our clocks ahead 1 hour. States like Arizona and Hawaii don’t have to adjust their clocks each year since the federal government doesn’t require states and territories to observe Daylight Saving Time. Many times Daylight Saving Time and Standard [...]

The Amazing Spider-Man Gets the 'Bad Lip Reading' Treatment in This Hilarious Video

Frank Pain — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:37:37 +0000

Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to ‘freestyle’. If you love to laugh, then you’ll love this [...]

Disturbing, Yet Funny, Nine Inch Nails "Head Like a Hole" Mashup with Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"

Frank Pain — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:05:39 +0000

It seems we can’t turn our heads without another mashup rearing its ugly head. Some are masterpieces, some of disturbing…and some are a combination of the two. This mashup of Nine Inch Nails and Carly Rae Jepsen is an example of a mashup that is the perfect blend of disturbing, creative and funny. So, what [...]

The 2013 Independent Spirit Awards Gets a "Bad Lip Reading"

Frank Pain — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:07:15 +0000

What are the Independent Spirit Awards? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this ‘Bad Lip Reading‘, the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for ‘Best Screenplay’. Without further adieu, here’s “2013 Independent Spirit Awards: Best Screenplay Nominees” — A Bad Lip Reading. [button href="http://keyj.com/tags/bad-lip-reading/" title="Check Out Other Hilarious Videos from [...]

The Painman Explains Why Everyone Should Go to a NASCAR Race

Frank Pain — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:57:04 +0000

I get flack from my ‘cool’ friends all the time about my love of NASCAR, so here’s my explanation and why you should get into it too. I first got introduced to NASCAR back when I was in elementary school when a new kid showed up at school. This guy, John, moved down from Pennsylvania [...]

Wild Boar Humps Volvo

Frank Pain — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:00:10 +0000

What do you get a wild boar who’s single on Valentine’s Day? Can’t go wrong with a Volvo. If you like watching wild animals make whoopie with cars, then you’ve come to the right place. Enjoy! [button href="http://keyj.com/category/daily-distraction/" title="Check Out These Funny Videos" align="center"]

God, Guns, or the Cowboys – Which are You Most Passionate About?

Frank Pain — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:24:33 +0000

I’m writing this in direct response/correlation to my time spent on Facebook. You can’t mention guns, religion or the Dallas Cowboys (even in the nicest way) without starting a ‘war of words’. It seems there are more preachers, head coaches and constitutional scholars on Facebook than there are in the biggest of cities. It just [...]

West Beats East in High-Scoring NBA All-Star Game + NHL & NASCAR – The Sports Report

Frank Pain — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 14:34:39 +0000

The NBA All-Star game was played yesterday and it appears both sides left their defense at home as the 2 teams combined for close to 300 points. NASCAR fans also got their fill with the Sprint Unlimited and Daytona 500 qualifying. NBA ALL-STAR GAME WESTERN CONFERENCE 143 – Eastern Conference 138… Chris Paul scored 20 [...]

Vince Carter Shoots Past Larry Bird on All-Time Scoring List as Mavericks Win – The Sports Report 2/14/13

Frank Pain — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:05:05 +0000

Thanks to 26 points off the bench, Vince Carter blazed past Larry Bird into 29th place on the NBA’s all-time scoring list as the Mavs destroyed the Kings. NBA SCORES… DALLAS 123 – Sacramento 100… Vince Carter came off the bench to score 26 points as the Mavericks blasted the Kings. The effort moved Carter [...]

Rockets Win Big, Thunder Lose 1st in 5 Games, Stars Skate Past Oilers – The Sports Report 2/13/13

Frank Pain — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:48:57 +0000

The Houston Rockets came up with a must-needed win last night as they slipped past the Warriors. The Oklahoma City Thunder fell a bit and experienced their 1st loss in 5 games. Over in NHL, the Dallas Stars had a big night against the Edmonton Oilers. NBA SCORES… Houston 116 – GOLDEN STATE 107… James [...]

Spurs Win, Mavs Lose + Scores & Schedules – The Sports Report 2/12/13

Frank Pain — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:55:38 +0000

The aging San Antonio Spurs are playing like all-stars as we inch closer to All-Star Break in the NBA. Currently with the best record in the league, the Spurs rolled to another easy win as they took care of the Chicago Bulls last night. The Dallas Mavericks, on the other hand, look nothing like the team they've been in recent years as they fell to Atlanta.

Spurs, Thunder Score Easy Wins and Rockets Fall + Scores & Schedules – The Sports Report 2/11/13

Frank Pain — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 11:43:10 +0000

The San Antonio Spurs and Oklahoma City Thunder had fairly easy wins on Sunday in their match-ups against the Brooklyn Nets and Phoenix Suns, respectively. The Houston Rockets, however, didn’t fair as well as they lost to the Sacramento Kings. NBA SCORES… L.A. Clippers 102 – NEW YORK 88… The Clippers pulled away in the [...]

Ravens Survive Late 49ers Surge to Win Super Bowl + NBA, NCAA, & NHL Scores & Schedule – The Sports Report 2/4/13

Frank Pain — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 13:10:36 +0000

In a game that featured a 30 minute power outage, hilarious commercials, a terribly long halftime show, and NFL record kickoff return, the Super Bowl was anything but boring. The Ravens jumped out to an early lead, only to see the Niners storm back. But, at the end of the day, the Ravens were victorious.

Football Fans Petition the White House to Move Super Bowl to Saturday Night

Frank Pain — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 12:41:33 +0000

Petitioning the White House has become as common as the cold as of late. So, I decided to petition them to make the NFL move the Super Bowl to Saturday night. Think about it, the Super Bowl is one of the biggest party events of the year; probably the biggest behind New Year’s Eve and [...]

Super Bowl Preview + Mavs Come up Short + Thunder Blow Past Grizzlies – The Sports Report 2/1/13

Frank Pain — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:57:46 +0000

This Sunday marks the end of the 2012-2013 NFL season as the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens meet up in Super Bowl XLVII. We’ll preview that game as well as looking back at yesterday’s games in the NBA, NCAA, and NHL. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY… San Francisco 49ers vs. Baltimore Ravens in the Super Bowl [...]