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10 of the Sexiest Selfies Ever

Mirrors are no longer for assistance in fixing your hair and makeup...they're for sexy women to use to pose half naked for selfies.

Am I right guys?

Instead of making you do all the work surfing the web, we decided to compile a nice gallery of selfies for your viewing pleasure. Consider it an early Christmas gift.

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Best Stripper Songs

Have you ever been to a strip bar and seen a girl on that brass pole gyrating in a way that appeared she was having a seizure? That's because she didn't pick the right song to swing those hips to.

Whether you need the best stripper songs for your occupation or just plain listening pleasure, I hope you have fun with this list.

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The Bear Reporter, Asiana Air Pilot’s Names, and the Penis Drawer – Best News Bloopers of July 2013

You have probably seen the video of the reporter demonstrating what to do when approached by a bear, or possibly the one where the TV station reported the wrong names of the pilots of that Asiana Air crash, or even the one where the gal drew a penis on the screen, right? Well, here's a compilation of the funniest news bloopers for the month of July. There are so many that you may not have seen, but will be glad you did.

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Impressionist Paul Vlahos Sings Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Using His Favorite Character Voices in This Hilarious Video

Paul Vlahos, voice actor & impressionist, has just created one of the funniest videos you'll ever see as he uses some of his favorite character voices to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody".

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Girl Opens Beer Bottle With Boob – It’s the Breast Thing Ever

Most men will admit there's nothing better than beer and boobs. But, when you combine the two, you get the male equivalent of that chocolate and peanut butter thingy. During my countless hours of 'online research', I found this video of a woman who can pop the top off a beer bottle with her boob.

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Guy and Girl Ask 100 People of Opposite Sex to Have Sex as Part of Social Experiment

So, one of the guys at the Whatever Youtube Channel decided to engage 100 college girls in a social experiment on sex. Basically, he wondered around asking random women if they wanted to have sex with him. Gotta say, he's a brave man.

Also, his friend Andrea took the same social experiment further and asked 100 college guys if they'd have sex with her.

Guess how many said yes in these 2 videos.

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Frank Pain Issues Video Response to Rolling Stone Magazine’s Decision to Feature Boston Bomber on Cover [NSFW]

So Rolling Stone magazine recently defended their decision to feature Boston Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, citing it was within their tradition of serious and thoughtful coverage.

You know, they have every right to do whatever they want on and in their magazine.

That right was afforded them by the great nation we live in...America!

This great nation also afforded me the right to respond to the offensive cover in my own, legal way.

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Westboro Baptist Church Misspells Illiterate on Flyer Accusing Americans of Being Illiterate

We've all heard the saying about the pot calling the kettle black. Well, apparently the people at Westboro Baptist Church haven't. In a recent flyer promoting a WBC protest, the church gang accuse Americans of being illiterate. The problem is that they misspelled the word "illiterate".

Apparently, WBC hates spell check as well.

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The Average American Drank Over 300 Beers Last Year – Pain’s Beer Blog

What is the "Beer Institute"? Well, according to their website, they "represent the $246.5 billion beer industry. An industry that includes more than 2,800 breweries and 2 million jobs."

What does that mean? You got me. Maybe that means they like beer as much as I do.

Well, regardless, they recently released the findings of research into the consumption of beer in America. According to said research, the average American drank just over 300 beers last year.

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The Best Patriotic Rock Songs

Whether your soundtrack is for the 4th of July or any other patriotic holiday, make sure you include these rock songs. Some may be straight up about America and some more indirectly related to the freedom we enjoy. Regardless, I think this is a great list of songs to get you in the spirit of the holiday.

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Nine Inch Nails’ Video for “Came Back Haunted” May Cause Seizures

What do you get when you combine director David Lynch with Nine Inch Nails? A video that may cause seizures.

Recently released, the video opens with a warning/disclaimer that reads:
WARNING: This video has been identified by Epilepsy Action to potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.

 
So, if you're prone to seizures, considered yourself warned. This video is killer.

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Here’s the Creamiest, Most Delicious Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo Recipe Ever

All those that know me know I love to cook as much as I love to eat. Being married to an Italian definitely has its perks at the dinner table, but this redneck can definitely cook the best Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo you'll ever eat.

Best of all, it's super easy to prepare. So, that's what we're preparing on this round of Cooking With the Painman.

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