The Morning After

What's more eargasmic than a teacup pig playing a kids pink guitar? Well, you be the judge.

Just when you thought your apps couldn't get any freakier then comes an app that helps you find an animal that looks like your deceased pet. A little less freaky than cloning, right? This app is called PetMatch.

Most men will admit there's nothing better than beer and boobs. But, when you combine the two, you get the male equivalent of that chocolate and peanut butter thingy. During my countless hours of 'online research', I found this video of a woman who can pop the top off a beer bottle with her boob.

While I have grown fond of a great cover tune, I have also developed a severe disdain of bands covering songs and completely butchering them. There's nothing wrong with covering a great song, but don't attempt it if you can't make it your own and do the original justice.

The Amber Alert that was issued for a 14-year-old girl Texas girl with Down Syndrome, Autism and pre-development disorder has now been lifted.

Denton Police Department say the Amber Alert for 10-year-old Jake Davis has been canceled and the woman wanted in connection with his abduction, Brandi Diane Williams, has been taken into police custody.

Adelitas Way have a new single out and have a new album due out this Summer. So, my old friend, Rick DeJesus of Adelitas Way, took a little time to chat with me about the new music, touring and the impact his daughter has on his life.

What's a guy to do when his wife brings home a whiteboard? Well, draw penis art, of course. Regardless of age, this proves boys will always be boys.

There has been harsh criticism of NFL prospect, Michael Sam, who recently announced he was gay. Sam was arguably the best defensive player in college football last year and was expected to be a high first-round pick in this year's draft. That is, until he announced he was gay. Then, all of the sudden, bigots and hypocrites alike began to criticize Sam's ability to fit in with the other players. So

According to ABC News, three sets of New Year's twins were born in different years -- one twin born at the tail end of 2013 and the other at the beginning of 2014. What's even more special about this rarity is that one set of those twins was born right here in Abilene. To top it all off, the Abilene twins and mother made national news, including ABC and NBC.

So, A&E suspended Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson for what he said about homosexuals. While the debate continues between those for Phil Robertson and those against, I'd like to point out the elephant in the room. Those truly responsible for this mess in the first place. ...

When you're in a military family, you spend many days and nights without loved ones because of deployment. Well, Master Sergeant Joseph Martel returned home from deployment, a month earlier than his son thought he was coming home. To make a long story short, Martel was able to dress up as an opposing player on the team his son was playing in football. Midway through the game, the refs called playe