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Why Are All The Cookies Always Gone? [VIDEO]

Driver — Fri, 17 May 2013 12:29:24 +0000

If I had a dollar for every dollar I spend trying to win the lottery, I might not need to play the lottery. I am usually not a gambling man, I don't bet on football, or basketball, I don't go to Vegas or to Ruidoso to go to casino's, I like to know I will be getting something for my money.

True Blood Season Six Preview [VIDEO]

Wes — Wed, 08 May 2013 10:00:51 +0000

Ohh, those little green dots dancing around on Pam’s ample chest. I could watch those all day, and I’m not talking about the green dots. True Blood is about to return for a sixth season and they’ve issued a pretty cool highlight reel to get you pumped. More after the jump. Okay, I know this [...]

Some People Do The Nastiest Things [VIDEO]

Driver — Wed, 08 May 2013 02:21:19 +0000

Recently, I was sitting in the dentist office when I over heard the receptionist telling the hygienist there was a man on the phone asking if it was OK to "clean off" the dental floss. Naturally the hygienist asked what exactly he meant by "clean off" the floss.

Don't Mess With The Elderly…They'll Make You Pay With Iron Maiden [VIDEO]

Driver — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:39:17 +0000

Lubbock, Texas is not alone when it comes to neighbors who can't seem to get along. At least this elderly Stockholm couple didn't turn to knifes in retaliation...they merely whipped out the Iron Maiden to inflect their own brand of "getting even".

2013 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 10th at 2 a.m.

Frank Pain — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:00:08 +0000

For most Americans, Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 10th, at 2 a.m. as we adjust our clocks ahead 1 hour. States like Arizona and Hawaii don’t have to adjust their clocks each year since the federal government doesn’t require states and territories to observe Daylight Saving Time. Many times Daylight Saving Time and Standard [...]

The Amazing Spider-Man Gets the 'Bad Lip Reading' Treatment in This Hilarious Video

Frank Pain — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:37:37 +0000

Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to ‘freestyle’. If you love to laugh, then you’ll love this [...]

The 2013 Independent Spirit Awards Gets a "Bad Lip Reading"

Frank Pain — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:07:15 +0000

What are the Independent Spirit Awards? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this ‘Bad Lip Reading‘, the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for ‘Best Screenplay’. Without further adieu, here’s “2013 Independent Spirit Awards: Best Screenplay Nominees” — A Bad Lip Reading. [button href="http://keyj.com/tags/bad-lip-reading/" title="Check Out Other Hilarious Videos from [...]

Turn Every Day Items Into Sex Toys With DildoMaker

Wendy Reed — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:10:36 +0000

Have you ever looked at a random every day item and thought, “Man, I wish I could make a dildo out of that?” Well, you don’t have to wish anymore. Now all of your weirdo sex toy wishes can come true with DildoMaker! Basically, the DildoMaker is a pencil sharpener (can you imagine how much [...]

Win $75,000 In The Lottery; Blow UpYour House [VIDEO]

Driver — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:49:33 +0000

So, let's say you and your brother are hanging out scratching off lottery tickets hoping to get rich quick. The next thing you know, you actually get lucky and you're $75,000 richer in the blink of an eye.

Will Ferrell Moonlights For The Lakers [VIDEO]

Wes — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:44:52 +0000

Apparently for no other reason than he’s awesome, Will Ferrell worked security at a Lakers game the other night. Will sported a huge mustache and a security badge that identified himself as “Ted Vagina”. More after the jump. It must be nice just messin’ with peoples heads whenever you want. Will Ferrell not only dressed [...]

In Brazil It Rains Spiders! [VIDEO]

Heathen — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:30:17 +0000

In today’s, “That’s Really Effed-Up” file, Santo Antonio da Platina in southern Brazil can hold the record for worst weather ever! It actually rains spiders. Ok so it’s not REALLY raining spiders, but it sure as hell looks like it is. According to a biologist, the spiders have massive colonies and weave huge sheets of [...]

Scott Ian Of Antrax Shows He's Hardcore [PHOTO]

Wes — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 14:16:30 +0000

The problem with metal is that it’s a constant game of ‘one upsmanship”. Everybody wants to be more hardcore than the next guy. Scott Ian of Anthrax is not only one of the original hardcore metal guys, he’s evidently also a hardcore Star Wars guy. Check out the pic after the jump. So “This” happened. [...]

Conspiracy Theorists Suck The Wind Out Of Living

Wes — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 11:00:08 +0000

I'm amazed how people can have a couple of strong opinions and those opinions are in direction opposition to each other. If you point out the contradiction to them, they'll accuse you of not understanding or getting it. What I'm getting at is that there is a nice size segment of the population that believes both a. that the government is a big, clumsy, inefficient organization that can't get any thing done, and b. that the government is capable of giant conspiracies. More after the jump.

The Fastest Way to Drink a Bottle of Water [VIDEO]

Frank Pain — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 08:00:36 +0000

Basically, this guy slams a bottle of water in about a second. This is seriously killer. Check it out. By the way, we don’t suggest you trying this at home. We don’t want you to drown.

Weed Guarding Alligator Dies [VIDEO]

Driver — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 05:16:38 +0000

Here in Texas if you want to guard something, most people get a gun or a dog, some even get both. That seems like a fairly logical way to keep unwanted people from trying to take your stuff, or in some cases just keep people away from your property for whatever reason...like the neighbor kids who knock on your door and sell you candy they never deliver, or ask if you have any money when you open the door.

My Love Hate Relationship With January [VIDEO]

Driver — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 01:35:48 +0000

If it is possible to love and hate something at the same time, then I love and hate this time of year. Contradiction, I know but there are things I really like about January and there are things about January that really irritate me. Things like New Years resolutions.

Are You Ready For "The Tower Of Sour"?

Wes — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 11:00:21 +0000

So Big comes in to tell me about “Crazybones” suckers. They’re cool. They’re regular lollipops except the stick looks like a skeletal leg or arm. I’m thinking, cool, I’ll Google this and see if I can get some for this Halloween. I found the Crazybones, but I found something truly heinous in the process. More [...]

Stupid Business Names That You Can't Forget

Driver — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 04:26:48 +0000

I have already told you all about some oddly named restaurants that I would love to visit, if for no other reason than to say I have been to them. I mean really who would not want to be able to tell their friends they ate at " Pho King Way."

Go Ahos! The Best School Mascot, Ever

Driver — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 04:00:37 +0000

Most high school sports teams have names like Mustangs, Cowboys, Panthers, Tigers, things that sound powerful and intimidating. Granted there are those that make you question what the people who thought the names up were thinking, but in general most names at least sound tough.

Dumb Criminal, Isn't That An Oxymoron? [VIDEO]

Driver — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 04:00:23 +0000

Ever seen the news segments about stupid criminals? You know the ones with things like a person who hatched a brilliant plan to break into a house by entering the house through the chimney.