Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to 'freestyle'.
What are the Independent Spirit Awards? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this 'Bad Lip Reading', the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for 'Best Screenplay'.
Have you ever looked at a random every day item and thought, "Man, I wish I could make a dildo out of that?" Well, you don't have to wish anymore. Now all of your weirdo sex toy wishes can come true with DildoMaker!
So, let's say you and your brother are hanging out scratching off lottery tickets hoping to get rich quick. The next thing you know, you actually get lucky and you're $75,000 richer in the blink of an eye.
Apparently for no other reason than he's awesome, Will Ferrell worked security at a Lakers game the other night. Will sported a huge mustache and a security badge that identified himself as "Ted Vagina". More after the jump.
The problem with metal is that it's a constant game of 'one upsmanship". Everybody wants to be more hardcore than the next guy. Scott Ian of Anthrax is not only one of the original hardcore metal guys, he's evidently also a hardcore Star Wars guy. Check out the pic after the jump.
I'm amazed how people can have a couple of strong opinions and those opinions are in direction opposition to each other. If you point out the contradiction to them, they'll accuse you of not understanding or getting it. What I'm getting at is that there is a nice size segment of the population that believes both a. that the government is a big, clumsy, inefficient organization that can't get any thing done, and b. that the government is capable of giant conspiracies. More after the jump.
Here in Texas if you want to guard something, most people get a gun or a dog, some even get both. That seems like a fairly logical way to keep unwanted people from trying to take your stuff, or in some cases just keep people away from your property for whatever reason...like the neighbor kids who knock on your door and sell you candy they never deliver, or ask if you have any money when you open the door.
If it is possible to love and hate something at the same time, then I love and hate this time of year. Contradiction, I know but there are things I really like about January and there are things about January that really irritate me. Things like New Years resolutions.
So Big comes in to tell me about "Crazybones" suckers. They're cool. They're regular lollipops except the stick looks like a skeletal leg or arm. I'm thinking, cool, I'll Google this and see if I can get some for this Halloween. I found the Crazybones, but I found something truly heinous in the process. More after the jump.
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