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Miss Universe Canada Contestant Banned For Manly Reason
The pageant’s organizers admit Jenna Talackova is a “real girl,” but won’t let her in their beauty pageant because the Vancouver native was born a dude.
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‘Boxing With The Devil’ Puts David Lee Roth at Your Fingertips
You know what you need? A box with a big button on the top that plays David Lee Roth vocal samples when you press it. Obviously, you didn’t know you needed this until just now when we told you, but you didn’t know you needed an iPhone either.
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RockShow Threesome: Guinness Won’t Recognize This World Record! [AUDIO]
How many hot dogs could you swallow? Seriously, take a moment and think about how many hotdogs you could put down your gullet and then travel with, without throwing up. When you get a good number, click through for somebody who will seriously beat your number.
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Kim Kardashian Gets Flour-Bombed on Red Carpet
As if getting dissed by ‘Mad Men’ star Jon Hamm for perpetuating a culture of stupidity isn’t bad enough, now Kim Kardashian also has to deal with this. While on the red carpet at the London West Hollywood to promote her new fragrance, Kim found herself on the receiving end of a flour bomb.
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Pam Anderson Revs Engines By Starting Her Own Racing Team
The sex icon has gravitated towards rock stars and ‘bad boys’, but her fast-lane mentality isn’t just limited to lovers. Her other unbridled passion might be a little surprising at first but given her track record it makes sense. Seeking a new thrill, she recently plunked down a big chunk of her own money to start her own racing team.
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RockShow Threesome: Would You Get A Vibrating Tattoo? [AUDIO]
Imagine this, you get a tattoo and that tattoo vibrates when you're cell phone rings. Freaky? The future? Or is it just WTF? The technology has been patented. This and more jokerific jokey mcjokes after the jump.
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Returning Soldier Surprises Son Dressed as Captain America From ‘The Avengers’
Kids love and look up to Captain America from ‘The Avengers,’ so it was a shock for this one boy to see his favorite superhero show up on his doorstep. Though the bigger shock came when he realized that this real-life strong man was actually his army dad returning from Afghanistan.
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Should TSA Have Patted Down a 3-Year-Old In a Wheelchair?
In a video that won’t be making the already unpopular TSA any new friends, a 3-year-old toddler in a wheelchair is seen being searched by a TSA agent at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport.
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10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Leprechauns
Few icons from folklore and mythology have been branded and co-opted more than the leprechaun. Stories of their rare appearances and coveted pot of gold have permeated almost every aspect of popular culture. They have become so synonymous with Irish culture that the streets are filled with tall green hats and green coats every St. Patrick’s Day. Their history, however, is far different from the traditional leprechauns that endlessly wander into bars and fight hangovers one weekend in March. Take a look at a few things you probably didn’t know about leprechauns.
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Strange Green Liquid in Dallas Waterway Isn’t for St. Patrick’s Day
Cities like Chicago dye their rivers green to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Dallas, however, isn’t trying to start their own green tradition, at least not intentionally.
A waterway just outside of the Medical City Dallas Hospital started to fill with a mysterious green goo last Wednesday.
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Watch Tiger Woods and Shaq Duel Martial Arts-Style
Using Kung-Fu to market a golf game? The makers of ‘Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13,’ Electronic Arts, seem to think it’s a good idea. EA has unveiled a viral commercial starring the basketball giant Shaquille O’ Neal and the game’s title master Tiger Woods. Dressed in traditional samurai garb, the two sports legends bow in honor before…well, you’ll have to watch.
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Anna Faris and Mr. T Star in Bizarre, Pun-Heavy Old Navy Ad
Given his name and his history as a pitchman, it would seem Mr. T would be the perfect person to sell t-shirts. So it is sort of surprising that no one has used him in a t-shirt selling capacity prior to Old Navy putting him in their latest ad campaign. (It’s sort of surprising Old Navy didn’t think of this before, because we’re pretty sure the former A-Team player was available.)