Top 7 Changes If Batman Was Based In Lubbock

Gotham City isn't hard. Lubbock is hard. Next to us Gotham is soft as bunny nuts.

So what would Batman have to do if he was headquartered out of the Hub City?  Since we're all a product of our environments, I think I have some ideas.

*Batmobile traded in for oversize truck with a Yeti Sticker

*Bat on costume changed to huge Double T

*Has to frequently borrow Bane's mask during dust storms

*Alfred spends most days clearing the tumbleweeds from in front of the Bat Cave

*Bruce Wayne is a Tech Fan, Batman more into the Longhorns

*Ron Roberts=The Joker

*Frequently misses his off ramp on the way to a crime scene, has to go all the way back around the Loop