The one true prophet of Sesame Street has made himself know!  All bow before the Cookie Monster! You think I'm kidding?  Well this image of the Cookie Monster is more realistic than an image of any god or saint that I've ever seen or toast or tortillas.

The good thing about having the Cookie Monster as your savior is you know your communion wafers are going to be chocolate chip. Seriously, this CAN'T be an accident. It must be some kind of message that we all need a cookie or something. Maybe now that the Cookie Monster in charge, maybe Bert and Ernie can really express their true feelings for each other in a legal way.  All hail the Cookie!

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Thanks to my girl K.P. for bringing this to my attention.