It's officially fall, and that means it's time for series premiers of both old and new TV shows.

I know you guys have all been checking with much anticipation to see if Honey Boo Boo will ever be making a comeback to your weekly TV viewing.

Rest easy, it's not gonna happen..

But, just in case you were wondering what on earth Mama June and the clan have been up to, I am here to put your curiosity to rest with the click of your mouse.

Remember...you'll never be able to get back the following two minutes and 42 seconds of your life.