Does Your ‘In Line at Walmart’ Story Beat Mine? [NSFW VIDEO]

It's one thing when you're in line and it's slow. Sometimes it just keeps getting worse and worse. This, my friends, is a true story of how I barely survived.

So what could be worse than your standard 25 registers and only a couple open? Well, I have a few things. These 'few things' almost made my head explode. Just when you think you've heard it all, something all new comes along.

Like most of my blogs, this one contains MAJOR PROFANITY.  Hey, if you've been in Walmart and haven't wanted to use MAJOR PROFANITY, then check yourself -- you're some kind of robot person. Once again, this one is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.