Don’t Forget About Mom This Weekend

Listen up knuckleheads...

It's time to pay homage to the people with the dirtiest, most thankless job in the world. Who would knowingly take a job where at any given moment they could be puked on, peed on, pooped on, be handed a booger, awakened in the night to check out a shadow in the corner,or crawl across a floor to sneak a bloody tooth from under a pillow in the middle of the night all for no pay?

Your mom, dillhole, that's who!

Remember all your mom has done for you then call her and tell her thanks and that you love her more than hotdogs and beer.