I don't usually like giving away the punchline to these stories, but this one is just amazing.  What's the chances of a drunk driver hitting something that is there to prevent drunk drivers?

In our latest edition of "It sucks to be you" we have a gentleman that picked an extra bad time to drink and drive. We also have cops who picked either the wrong time to get the DWI bus out, or the right time to act as human shields. Here's the story: