I can't really decide if I like this or not. I'm just going to put it out there for you lifelong Van Halen fans.

I'll tell you straight up, unless you're VERY familiar with Van Halen's music, this will make no sense to you.  I used to be an uberfan and even I didn't "get" all of it.  I'll bet there's a couple of you who will think it's pretty awesome though.  Here's "Eddie Van Halen Talks To His Girlfriend".