NASA's New Horizon Spacecraft is set to fly by Pluto this morning. Residents were already warned by Pluto's President "Bob" to pretend to be rocks.  "You don't want these assh@les coming up here" said President Bob.

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Concerned with what he sees as stupid and aggressive behavior on his Facebook account (he operates one on the down-low check to check things out) Bob has spread the word that no good can come from associating with the people of Earth.  "They've been down there for millions of years and they're still fighting over skin color and what place has the best donuts" said a disappointed Bob.  Bob went on to say that out of all of the solar systems and hundreds of known planets, earth ranks 2nd to planet Quig as having the most dickish residents.  "The only reason the people on planet Quid are rated worse than earthlings is because they greet people by peeing on their feet".  Bob continued saying "it'll at lease be a hundred more years before we want to deal with earth".  As a precaution everyone on Pluto was given a giant cardboard sign with a rock to hold up when the spacecraft from earth flies by.

You can actually watch streaming of some of the action and re-actions of the Pluto fly-by here.

 

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